Ok I'm a tad worried about the guys, it's like 2 or 3 songs per episode and so if they have like you know 12 songs, they will run out of them real soon aye.

So I figured the short answer is to write them some song lyrics meself and after hyperventilating for a minute or two and tapping into my brain randomiser I decided to write a song for them about political incorrectness. So here goes: ( you have to make up the music in your head)

Song title: "I'm a mutant albino genetic recessive global minority"

( it is all sung unless it has "spoken" beside it)
J: "Ohhhhh I'mmmmm aaaaa mutant albino genetic recessive global minority" ( sung fast) "I'm a mutant albino genetic recessive global minorityyyy" ( gets ready to sing line again when Bret interrupts with music still playing)
B: "you mean you're white?" ( spoken)
J: (looks dumbstruck and forgets where he is) "well yeah"
B: "well why didn't you just sing that"
J: "well because I didn't want to be discriminatory"
B : ( shrugs and keeps playing guitar)
J: ok well, ( keeps singing) "Some of us are chronologically chaaaalleeeenggged but I'm a mutant al -"
B: What do you mean "chronologically challenged"? do you mean we're like "old"?
J: well yeah
B: ( B looks scornful but keeps playing, J looks sidewise and keeps singing)
J: "but I'm a mutant albino genetic recessive global minorityyyyyy" ( strum strum) "second verse" ( B looks sceptical) " this is the year 6030 CE"
B: "CE - Common Era"
J: "yeah"
B: "what happened to BC and AD?"
J: "those are abbreviations that discriminate against other faiths"
B: "oh yes"
J: "Common Era sounds like a common error, like a mistake"
B: "it's like a punctuation mark in history"
J: " truuue"
B: "Well I saw a career change opportunity comin ma wayyyy "
B: "he got sacked" ( spoken)
J: "and I decided to speak ta ma boss who was a wimminnnn"
B: "wimminnnn" ( echoes)
J: "and she said "this office is full of genderism" "
B: "sexism" ( spoken)
J: "and you're the chief penile imperialistic ruleerrrr"
B: "doesn't need explaining" ( spoken)
J: "but I said "there's too much handism hereeee"
B: "discrimination against left handed people"( spoken)
J: and she was like "wherrreeee"
B: ( looks askance)
J: and I was like "hereee"
B: he forgot the words ( spoken aside)
J: I did not
B: did so
J: ( sings) just becauuuse your name starts with B and mine starts with J does not give you licence to be alphabetistic
B: (sings) or tistic
J: (sings) or any other kind of dipstick
B: ( sings) where were you
J: (sings) in my song
B: (sings) well get on with it then
J: (sings) oh yeahhh
J: "so I said "I can't work here, there is tooo much scentism" "
B: "he forgot to wear deodorant to the office"
J: "did not"
B: "did sooooo"
( bar of strum while J looks around)
J: ( sings) "so anyway, I decided the place needed less albeism"
B: "they discriminate in favour of able-bodied people"
J: "so I made her a counter-factual proposition"
B: "he lied"
J: "well she was femstruating"
B: "menustrating"
J: "she had a judgemental lapse"
B: ( spoken) "what she committed a white-collar crime?"
J: "no, she decided not to go out with me"
B: "Oh"
J: "so now I have a non-job with negative cash flow"
B: "He's broke"
J: "but my life is charm free!"
B: "It's boring and dull"
J: "well at least I'm not in a custody suite"
B: "a police cell"
J: "and so feel sorry for me, cos I'm a mutant albino genetic recessive global minorityyyyyy" (ends in two loud strums)
B: "he's whiiiiite" ( sung softly with rallentando)

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Edited by Guavablue at 06/28/2007 9:30 PM