How I can be a bigger asshole than anyone! You ever have a friend that you did something rotten to. Well I have. And I am not proud of it. This is my first time on any message boards and I have only been around on them for a few months. I met the sweetest person in the world on these boards and I have done her wrong. I didn’t mean to do it. I didn’t intend to do it. I didn’t even know I was doing it. How’s that for being an asshole. Not even aware of what I was doing!

The particulars I’m sure you want to hear. But I shan’t go into them, they are personal, not just to me but to her as well and it is not fair to divulge personal things about other people. I’m an asshole but even I am not that much of an asshole. So you don’t get to know.

Suffice to say that I feel like shit. I feel like a piece of shit. “If there was a piece of corn in that shit, I would be the worst part of that piece of corn in that piece of shit.”* And that is how I really feel right now.


*Richard Jeni