Day 1

Notes: this journal is secret. Don't read it.

Rabbits: Rabbit Tests going well. new breed still on schedule. Rome is doomed.

Umpire: damn fool. He got his finger back, but I still got his dna, HAAA! he doesnt even know it. the secrt of imortalityness is very very close. the umpire/epcot will pay for what he did to Bob!

BOOH: this one is becoming more and more meddlingsome. I hit her with a funk dart. (found the toxin in my old traveling bag from back in the day, damn that George C, I should be the funk-doctrx)

Hell: got away again. the last cerebus they hired is now the umpires pet! (Booh did this I think) stupid meddling dogs! I dont plan on getting killed again. that river stinks.

Pizza: wheres ceezr?!?! I still want pizza

Mistress Tori: looks like the privateer service is shut down. damn! probably those stupid meddling kids did it.

Secrete Plans for the Destruction on Rome: minor set back, that god damn umpire and his dozers!