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PARIS, FRANCE, April 1 -- Speaking before a packed press conference at the Hilton Paris hotel, a stone's throw from the Champs-Élysées and the Eiffel Tower, with over 2000 fans, fighters, media members, and showgirls in attendance, UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta announced his latest purchase today. http://fightbeat.com/article_detail.php?AT=364
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 15, 2008 3:05 PM
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> you guys are crazy, she'd make you get a prenuptial
> agreement anyway. That stiff she's with Stedman that
> guy's Mr. Oprah Winfrey, he's gotta stay quiet and
> like it. lol
I heard he can roll over and fetch as well.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 15, 2008 2:12 PM
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you guys are crazy, she'd make you get a prenuptial agreement anyway. That stiff she's with Stedman that guy's Mr. Oprah Winfrey, he's gotta stay quiet and like it. lol
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Mar 21, 2008 12:54 PM
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> > Personally I don't think she is that hot. I go
> to
> > school with chicks way hotter than her. She just
> has
> > alot of money. Hell I'm attracted to money 
> Given
> > the chance I'd totally bone Oprah. 
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> > YES WE CAN!
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> Co-SIGN...
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> Not just bone..BUT MARRY her too (and then I'd dare
> her to divorce my ass...) Alimony is a MF'er.
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you ain't kiddin. In fact I'd go out of my way to get her to divorce me. I'd lie cheat and everything...
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Mar 21, 2008 10:35 AM
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> Personally I don't think she is that hot. I go to
> school with chicks way hotter than her. She just has
> alot of money. Hell I'm attracted to money Given
> the chance I'd totally bone Oprah.
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> YES WE CAN!
Co-SIGN...
Not just bone..BUT MARRY her too (and then I'd dare her to divorce my ass...) Alimony is a MF'er.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Mar 10, 2008 11:47 AM
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Personally I don't think she is that hot. I go to school with chicks way hotter than her. She just has alot of money. Hell I'm attracted to money Given the chance I'd totally bone Oprah.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Mar 9, 2008 11:33 AM
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Why is every one so into this girl, she does nothing. Her mom and dad are the money man. She doesnt sing, dance, or act. Why do they take pictures of some one who does nothing, are we so bored with our lives that we look at people like that.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Mar 8, 2008 10:13 PM
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> > i didn't even know paris hilton was for sale.
> dammit.
> > missed out on the bidding.
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> > "i'll never be an okie doker" 
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> It was a no bid auction.
LOL she was too extreme for EliteXC anyway.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Dec 28, 2007 4:05 PM
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I do not like Dana neither his very greedy but he knows how to run a buisness.
But boxing is back where it needs to be.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Nov 20, 2007 11:32 AM
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well maybe now they can produce some good fights and half way decent cards.
OR MAYBE finally give us Andre v Randy...oh wait didnt randy quit the UFC since Mr. White is a moron?
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 2, 2007 5:51 PM
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> > i didn't even know paris hilton was for sale.
> dammit.
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> It was a no bid auction.
sumbitch. i miss out on everything.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 2, 2007 5:38 PM
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> i didn't even know paris hilton was for sale. dammit.
> missed out on the bidding.
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> "i'll never be an okie doker"
It was a no bid auction.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 1, 2007 10:50 PM
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lmao. good one jr.
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 1, 2007 10:35 PM
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> PARIS, FRANCE, April 1 -- Speaking before a packed
> press conference at the Hilton Paris hotel, a stone's
> throw from the Champs-Élysées and the Eiffel Tower,
> with over 2000 fans, fighters, media members, and
> showgirls in attendance, UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta
> announced his latest purchase today.
>
> http://fightbeat.com/article_detail.php?AT=364
fightbeat....
Here's the real scoop!
UFC Buys Paris Hilton
by Eddie Goldman
PARIS, FRANCE, April 1 -- Speaking before a packed press conference at the Hilton Paris hotel, a stone's throw from the Champs-Élysées and the Eiffel Tower, with over 2000 fans, fighters, media members, and showgirls in attendance, UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta announced his latest purchase today.
"We weren't sure of the difference between the Hilton Paris hotel and the supermodel Paris Hilton, so we have bought them both," Fertitta said, smiling broadly.
Added UFC president Dana White, "She's my kind of chick -- rich and dumb. She definitely is a @#$% and appeals to the male 18-34 *&^%$#'s who are our target audience and who watch our shows on Spike TV right after pro wrestling and before being sent to bed by their mommies."
Then Paris Hilton, heir to the Hilton empire which had previously owned the Hilton Paris hotel, was introduced to the crowd. She came out wearing a hot pink Tito Ortiz beanie with a matching tank top and hot pants. Plus, to everyone's surprise, she was flanked by Ortiz himself as well as French actress Katsumi.
Ms. Hilton, while pointing her left index finger in the direction of both Fertitta and White, said, "Listen carefully, boys. I am Tito's new manager. Nobody, especially any owner of some third-rate Las Vegas casino, owns me. And when Tito gets you in the ring, White, I guarantee that he'll tackle you and knock you up -- er, I mean out."
White responded, "&^%$!!! You @#$%!!!"
Ortiz, wearing a Tyson-Holyfield 2 T-shirt, next opened his jaw widely and then started to approach White. At this point, several fat bodyguards wearing lapel pins imprinted with the letter Z separated them.
While still restrained by the bodyguards, Ortiz shouted, "Let me tell you something, brother! You can't get out of our fight that easily! We'll fight in Japan where there is no athletic commission running MMA and which you now also own! Woooooo!!! "
White again replied, "&^%$!!! You @#$%!!!"
At this point Fertitta took the microphone and called for order.
"First of all," he began, "you should have realized by now that this is all an April Fools' joke by Eddie Goldman. You know we don't want media guys like him at our press conferences or even speak with him or send him press releases. We like the ones who report that we wrote the unified rules for mixed martial arts in 2001 when we bought UFC, and are too lazy or compromised to do any research. "
Added Eddie, "Yeah, and I've never even been to France, although I did send a MySpace friend's request to Katsumi."
Happy April Fools' Day, y'all!
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Re: UFC Buys Paris Hilton
Apr 1, 2007 12:38 PM
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i didn't even know paris hilton was for sale. dammit. missed out on the bidding.
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Apr 1, 2007 12:28 PM
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PARIS, FRANCE, April 1 -- Speaking before a packed press conference at the Hilton Paris hotel, a stone's throw from the Champs-Élysées and the Eiffel Tower, with over 2000 fans, fighters, media members, and showgirls in attendance, UFC owner Lorenzo Fertitta announced his latest purchase today.
http://fightbeat.com/article_detail.php?AT=364
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