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Post your favorite line from the series.
Last Post Jun 6, 2008 12:25 PM by: PiaZ
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Jun 6, 2008 12:25 PM
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Whimsicical, Popsicicle, Dreamsicicle, Fudgsicicle

New York Theater, begins Sept 2, 2008
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Jun 6, 2008 12:10 PM
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Yo Delicious! Come pick this shit up!


You know what? That five wood was irreplaceable?and I?ll tell you something else I?d rather be out of that club with my five wood than in it without it
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Feb 20, 2008 12:00 PM
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> > Post your favorite line from the series.
>
>
> Hi Ginna, Thx for the welcome! haven't been here,
> computer crashed! oh! a few of my favorite lines
> (there's so many!) are: Wanda - when she gets annoyed
> with Larry (that's always funny no matter what is
> being said...) when he asks her yet another question
> about black people and she says "Larry, I am NOT your
> official link to the black world, just QUIT axing me
> questions about..." well maybe not exact quote but
> the gist does exhist! (wow, clever this
> a.m.!)....Also, this isn't a line, but I like the
> scene when Richard and Larry are hauled into Mike the
> blind guy's lair (lare? laire?) to help him move a
> few things around...i.e. to set up his whole dang
> pad! At one point when Mike the blind guy is hemming
> and hawing and ordering them about, Larry has his
> dukes up in his face as if he's going to sock him a
> couple...of course the blind guy can't see this cuz,
> um, he's blind. You'll have to excuse me that coffee
> is gooood :)))) !!! Valerie


LOLOL Valerie! Good ones! :)

Sorry to hear your computer crashed! It happens to the best of us! Hope you will stick around and post some more Curb quotes?

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Feb 19, 2008 12:22 PM
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I also like the 14Thor episode (so many favorites in that one...) when Jeff's father-in-law is snarling at Larry before Larry and Jeff's mom drive over to the hotel Jeff is staying at. Jeff's father-in-law is hissing at Larry and saying "What did you do! I know you did something you son of a ... "..it's hilarious the way he's just in the background hissing all this at Larry and thru all the chaos Larry is just spinning out the door....right in to the car with Jeff's mom, then yet more harping....the way Larry just stops "fignting" and "agrees" with all the crazy comments...this has actually helped me in interactions with my sweet wonderful loving parents! (I MEAN that! they actually start cracking up when I just stop "arguing" &/or "defending" and just respond in agreement to every nutty thing they can and do come up with!!)
Another favorite was when Cheryl had a bad itch and Larry was asking WHY her Dr. could NOT be called on a weekend unless it's a life or death emergency!!! When he goes into his tirade in the car as he's imitating Dr.'s wife/mom/whoever and saying "Oh no! mustn't disturb the DOCTAH....NORMAN, who's calling you when it's NOT an emergency..." and so on!!!
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Feb 19, 2008 12:12 PM
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> Post your favorite line from the series.


Hi Ginna, Thx for the welcome! haven't been here, computer crashed! oh! a few of my favorite lines (there's so many!) are: Wanda - when she gets annoyed with Larry (that's always funny no matter what is being said...) when he asks her yet another question about black people and she says "Larry, I am NOT your official link to the black world, just QUIT axing me questions about..." well maybe not exact quote but the gist does exhist! (wow, clever this a.m.!)....Also, this isn't a line, but I like the scene when Richard and Larry are hauled into Mike the blind guy's lair (lare? laire?) to help him move a few things around...i.e. to set up his whole dang pad! At one point when Mike the blind guy is hemming and hawing and ordering them about, Larry has his dukes up in his face as if he's going to sock him a couple...of course the blind guy can't see this cuz, um, he's blind. You'll have to excuse me that coffee is gooood :)))) !!! Valerie
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Jan 20, 2008 4:50 PM
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> new at posting obviously...previous reply meant for
> guy at airport pointing out to Larry what his ticket
> would say on it if it did in fact belong to him!


Just wanted to welcome you to the boards, valsawolverine! I'm kind of new myself! Just wondering, what is your favorite all time Larry-line? :-D
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Jan 10, 2008 10:55 AM
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MadMadge, that was Wanda I'm pretty sure! That was truly funny...I love the way Wanda sets him straight...("as if"!)
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Jan 10, 2008 10:53 AM
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new at posting obviously...previous reply meant for guy at airport pointing out to Larry what his ticket would say on it if it did in fact belong to him!
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Jan 10, 2008 10:51 AM
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that was DAM:-D funny to be sure
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Jun 22, 2006 9:05 AM
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"Fuck the hidden reports of the projected 15 degree global temperature increase within ten years caused by massive methane hydrate eruptions strewn from the US coastlines to every ocean world-wide--ONLY STRESS and PUSH global warming caused by farting cows and miniscule muffler emissions. Oh, and vote Hillary." (Over breakfast, Larry and his wife).
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May 31, 2006 8:22 AM
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my best line has got to be in season 2 "trick or treat" " excuse me are you jewish, do you wanna check my penis" that just cracks me up everytime
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May 14, 2006 1:10 PM
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I love the lines in the episode about Ben Stiller's birthday when Susie is describing her newly invented shirts:

"I know they're great shirts, you know they're great shirts..."

also I like when Susie responds to Larry's inquiry about Ben liking of the shirts by saying
"He has taste."
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May 12, 2006 12:02 PM
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From Club Soda & Salt: when Larry mimics Cheryl's conversation with Brad: "Larry's Here - so if you plan on doing any dirty talking be careful because Laaarrry's Here"!
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May 5, 2006 11:36 AM
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In the doll the little girl as she leaves the ladys room
"Mommy, Mommy,that bums in the bathroom,and theres something hard in his pants"!
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Apr 23, 2006 5:11 PM
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Dear county board I'm writing on behalf of Jeremey.....um I'll find out his last name and write back to you.
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