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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 8, 2009 9:45 PM
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> I'm still trying to get over the newly discovered
> fact that there needed to be a balsa wood William
> coffin. Big ol' Tim couldn't manage an empty pine
> coffin? Say it ain't so. Couldn't you use Hollywood
> magic and build it 3/5ths size or something? Hell,
> CGI it! And where is the "Green" Hollywood anyway?
> You know, the one that gave Gore an Oscar. You know
> w how many Balsa trees there are in the world? One
> less now that William needed two fuckin' coffins and
> Timmy is feeble, that's for sure. You ought to be
> reported to the Fuckin' Sierra Club. Bastards. I'll
> never watch weak limbed Timmy in another action film.
> Willis is still the king!
Have you ever carried a solid casket on an uneven muddy road then up stairs by yourself? Damn heavy thing, and the odd shape didn't help either. It may be fine to do for one, maybe two takes, but seven and eight takes into the scene and even the balsa gets a bit tiresome. I know because I had to grab it from him at the front door of his house and take it back to the hardware store after each take.
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 3, 2009 10:58 AM
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> Besides the balsa coffin was so William could kick
> his way out when cued.
 he wasn't buried with a bell ??
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 3, 2009 8:56 AM
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Easy, Rapid.
Balsa(Spanish for "raft") is a very renewable resource. from seedling to harvested tree can be as little 2 years. A balsa tree
1 1/2 ' in diameter is only 5 to 6 years old.
Besides the balsa coffin was so William could kick his way out when cued.
During WWII, the big one, My father was with a command sent very early to fortify the Canal Zone. They were sent to a hill over looking the locks and were to clear jungle for and AA guns. A huge log lay right in the middle of the gun site. Leaving it for last they work several days leveling etc. Finally they got the entire work group ready to push it down over the hillside. On the count of 3 they heaved and all hell broke loose, Guys went flat on their faces. Some went over the log and got run over in turn by the log. Some went rolling down the hill into the jungle.
It was balsa.
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Edited by Marc5222 at 11/03/2009 6:01 AM PST
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 3, 2009 7:31 AM
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I'm still trying to get over the newly discovered fact that there needed to be a balsa wood William coffin. Big ol' Tim couldn't manage an empty pine coffin? Say it ain't so. Couldn't you use Hollywood magic and build it 3/5ths size or something? Hell, CGI it! And where is the "Green" Hollywood anyway? You know, the one that gave Gore an Oscar. You know how many Balsa trees there are in the world? One less now that William needed two fuckin' coffins and Timmy is feeble, that's for sure. You ought to be reported to the Fuckin' Sierra Club. Bastards. I'll never watch weak limbed Timmy in another action film. Willis is still the king!
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 3, 2009 6:33 AM
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> >
> > William was buried alive.
>
> HA! I used his casket as a Halloween decoration in my
> front yard this year!! Two were made. One in pine,
> and the other in balsa wood for Tim to carry. I have
> the balsa wood one.
Uncle, in case we haven't told you lately...you have THE coolest job!
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Nov 2, 2009 11:48 PM
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> > > Tom Nuttall:
> > >
> > > My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire
> with
> > > aplomb. Those that doubt me... suck cock
> by
> > choice.
> >
> > "BTW, where is William?"
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> >
> >
> >
> > > Man, I miss that show.
> >
> >
> > Don't we all ......................
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> William was buried alive.
HA! I used his casket as a Halloween decoration in my front yard this year!! Two were made. One in pine, and the other in balsa wood for Tim to carry. I have the balsa wood one.
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 10:38 PM
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"Wave a penny under the Jew's nose, if there is a living breath in them, it brings them right around."
"If I wanted you working behind here you'd be working behind here."
"If you want to get a donkey's attention, you have to bring the pole down between his ears."
"Nervousness don't cause that, lying causes that."
"As damp as your fucking hands are why do you continually lick your fucking thumb"
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 7:27 PM
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> > We all owe a debt to turtlegirl, don't we?
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> > Wonder where she be and what doing.
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> turtlegirl76.com
> She blogs about knitting & yarn & her 2 lovely cats.
>
> She also has a link there to her DW transcripts.
Wow. Phuckin' phab, CG - thanks for that.
I printed out all those scripts, have them in a massive 3 ring binder, indexed with episode pics. To have all those words in print....to read, as well as to watch and listen. Like I said, we are indebted to her. And that amazingly fast turnaround time. What a whiz she is.
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 7:14 PM
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 7:10 PM
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> > > > God I miss this show.
> > >
> > > I agree, the second best show ever made.
> Rome
> > being
> > > the first.
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> > For me....hell, I could not even rank them. I
> LOVED
> > Rome. I miss Rome too. I was a die hard
> Sopranos
> > fan, but I had it for a lot of seasons.
> >
> > Now it's all about True Blood.
>
> Deadwood = Beatles
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> Sopranos = Elvis
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> All the rest = Barry Manilow.
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 7:02 PM
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> We all owe a debt to turtlegirl, don't we?
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> Wonder where she be and what doing.
turtlegirl76.com
She blogs about knitting & yarn & her 2 lovely cats.
She also has a link there to her DW transcripts.
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 6:48 PM
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"No charge for the pussy...." Ms. Isringhausen
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 6:34 PM
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"Here's my counter-offer to your counter-offer: go f**k yourself."
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 5:55 PM
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"I'll go get the big gun." -Doherty
"I'm servin' mine cold." -Al
"You know the sound of thunder, don't you Mrs. Garret?" -Bill
"Soap with a prize."
"Securin' the color. That's all I really care about." -Hearst
"Custer was a cunt. The end." -Jane
(Trixie sprinklin whiskey in the doorway) "She must have brought that from the other side." -Johnny
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Re: Deadwood Lines We Miss
Oct 27, 2009 5:42 PM
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> Oh! I forgot my favorite line of Al's!
>
> Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or
> fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead.
> Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand
> it like a man... and give some back.
"Spend some fuckin' money!"
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