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"...you're so beautiful; you could be a part-time model..."
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Jun 3, 2008 3:15 AM
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"Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this."
"Why because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nana's tea party! Hey! Ho!"
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 29, 2008 2:00 AM
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Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh yeah!--I forgot these:
Beautiful Girl (Part time model):
"Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model"
Business Time:
"Ooh
It?s business, It?s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
The next thing you know we?re in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That?s all part of it, that?s foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn?t part of the foreplay, but it?s still very important..."
"It?s business time
When I?m down to my socks it?s time for business
That?s why they?re called business socks
Ooh, It?s business
It?s business time. Aww aww yeah yeah
Making love, Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it?s with me, you only need two minutes, girl
?Cause I?m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, ?Is that it??
I know what you?re trying to say, girl
You?re trying to say, ?Aw yeah, that?s it?
And then you tell me you want some more..."
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 29, 2008 1:50 AM
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Top favorite songs...these guys are not only brilliant lyricists but amazing musicians.
Bowie
(a brilliant parody, with amazingly Bowie-like sounds and "ch-ch-changes, mahn"...):
"Does the space cold do funny things to your nipples, making them all pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae transmitting data back to Earth?
Data back to Earth d-d-do, d-d-do, do do
I bet you do you freaky old bastard you"
"Do they smoke grass out there in space man, or do they smoke Astroturf? "
Robots (aka Humans Are Dead):
"Both: The humans are dead.
Both: The humans are dead.
Both: We used poisonous gases
Both: And we poisoned their asses."
Bret, You?ve Got It Going On (sung by Jemaine for Bret):
"No doubt ?bout it, we?d be gettin? crazy, if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady
Oh! If one of us was a lady, yeah and I was your man, I was your man,
Well sometimes it gets lonely when we?re touring and I ne-hee-heed a woman.
Oah, I ne-heed a woman, little friend,
Oooh you look good when I put a wig on you,
when you?re sleepin? and I put a wig on you,
That?s right I lie down and put a wig on you.
I put a wig on you and pretend you?re my ex-girlfriend.
Or sometimes Winona Ryder.
Oooh Oooh, Oooh Hooh Hooh."
Falling on the floor laughing!
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from Deadwood:
Calamity Jane
Drunk, leaning forehead to a wall, to Charlie after he expresses doubts about his new "frock coat" (whatever that is): "Charlie Utter...I've seen some fucked up outfits in my time, but this one takes the prize!"
Al Swearingen
On seeing fancy dressed whores exit a stagecoach, while fighting in 4-inch deep mud with Sheriff Seth Bullock: "Welcome to fuckin' Deadwood."
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 28, 2008 11:48 AM
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> "But you'd probably have to keep your regular job."
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> My husband and I were cracking each other up
> repeating those lines for days after we'd first seen
> that episode.
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> Also, from that and song, something like, "You'd
> definitely be one of the ten prettiest girls on the
> street, depending on the street."
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> God I miss that show!
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> --
> "Every day takes figuring out all over again how to
> fuckin' live." Calamity Jane, Deadwood, HBO, USA
LOL, I love those!
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 16, 2008 5:04 AM
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Nice job, harmonyca--song titles and all! Thanks.
It's great being reminded of all these amazingly silly lyrics and the seriousness with which they are presented. I hope the Conchords are making lots of money-if anyone deserves it, they do. They provide a valuable public service!
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"Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin' live." Calamity Jane, Deadwood, HBO, USA
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 16, 2008 4:57 AM
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> They're turning kids into slaves just to make
> cheaper sneakers
> But what's the real cost?
> Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
> Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you
> got them made by little slave kids?
> What's your overhead?
Lol just reading this and remembering his face! And agreeing with the question. "Yeah, why are those sneakers still so expensive. (Though, shouldn't they be calling them trainers?)
If laughter is the best medicine, these guys have really helped improve my health.
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"Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin' live." Calamity Jane, Deadwood, HBO, USA
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 16, 2008 4:49 AM
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> I'm not cryin'
> No, I'm not cryin'
> And if I am cryin' it's not because of you
> It's because I'm thinkin' about a friend of mine you
> don't know who is dyin' that's right dyin'
"a friend of mine you don't know who is dyin' that's right dyin'"
Hahahaha. That's right, you don't know him, but I am not making him up.
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"Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin' live." Calamity Jane, Deadwood, HBO, USA
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 16, 2008 4:45 AM
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"But you'd probably have to keep your regular job."
My husband and I were cracking each other up repeating those lines for days after we'd first seen that episode.
Also, from that and song, something like, "You'd definitely be one of the ten prettiest girls on the street, depending on the street."
God I miss that show!
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"Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin' live." Calamity Jane, Deadwood, HBO, USA
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Mar 11, 2008 10:46 PM
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there are so many but.....
"You know when I get down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they're called business socks."
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 27, 2008 1:13 PM
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"i like piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie"
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 21, 2008 10:42 PM
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"when those media monkeys and their junket junkies invite you to the plastic pantomime, throw the invitations away man!"
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 19, 2008 5:13 PM
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"...would somebody please
remove these
cutleries from my knees"
cause the sneakers aren't that much cheaper - what are your overheads?
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 19, 2008 4:59 PM
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"Do you smoke grass out in space Bowie? or do you smoke Astroturf?"
"And all the money that we're makin' is goin' to the man....What man, who's a man, what makes a man a man, am I a man...yes, technically I am."
"and when you're on the street, depending on the street, I bet you are definitely in the top 3."
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 16, 2008 9:45 AM
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the manager, Bevan, starts to abuse me. hey man, i just want some muesli
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Re: Tell Us Your Favorite Lyric
Feb 5, 2008 12:07 AM
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"PEOPLE ON THE STREETS GETTING DISEASES FROM MONKEYS"
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY? SHAMININAH NAMINAMINONEH..."
"I MAKING A LASAGNA... FOR ONE  "
"THE HUMANS ARE DEAD. IT HAD TO BE DONE. SO THAT WE CAN HAVE FUN"
"BINARY SOLO"
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