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BAD BOY BOOGIE BY AC/DC
On the day I was born the rain fell down
There was trouble brewing in my home town
It was the seventh day, I was the seventh son
And it scared the hell out of everyone
They said stop, I said go
They said fast, I said slow
They said yes, I said no
I do the bad boy boogie
Being a bad boy ain't that bad
I've had me more dirty women than most men ever had
All you women come along with me
And I'll show you how good a bad boy can be
I said right and they said left
I said east and they said west
I said up and they said down
I do the bad boy boogie all over town
I wanna tell you no story, tell you no lie
I was born to love till the day I die
I just line them up and I knock them down
And they all came running when the word got round
(Just keep a running)
I said up, they said down
They said straight, I said round
They said lost, I said found
I said free and they said bound
I LOVE THAT SONG!
AND HERE'S A QUOTE FROM FREDDY, NIETZSCHE, NOT KRUGER:
To have purpose for which one will do almost anything except betray a friend--that is the final patent of nobility, the last formula for the super man.
THE QUESTION REMAINS HOWEVER: WHO BETRAYED WHO?
NEVERTHELESS, I WILL REMAIN LOYAL TO ALL MY FRIENDS... YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME IF AND WHEN YOU NEED ME. . .
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Jun 2, 2009 5:37 AM
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aw shucks! yeah i'm working on it! thank you!
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
May 31, 2009 3:55 PM
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ANOTHER GIRL I
> KNEW ONCE CHALLENGED ME TO A SHOT FOR SHOT TEQUILA
> DRINKING CONTEST... OH MAN IS THIS GONNA BE EASY, I
> THOUGHT. WE HAD THE BOTTLE OUT, THE LEMONS THE SALT
> THE BEER BACKS AND WENT SHOT FOR SHOT... NEEDLESS TO
> SAY WHEN I WOKE UP LATER I FOUND HER SITTING ON THE
> LVINGROOM COUCH WITH HER LEGS FOLDED UNDER HER THE
> WAY GIRLS DO, SMOKING A CIGARETTE WATCHING TV LIKE
> NOTHING HAD HAPPENED... "YOU OKAY?" SHE ASKED... OH
> YEAH I'M OKAY I'M TOTALLY FUCKING BLITZED!! LOL! OKAY
> MORE LATER. . . .
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I would like to hear more Cappy!!!!!!!!!!
You have lived the life, so please continue on...
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
May 2, 2009 5:39 AM
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> BUMP
tiddy bump!
yo zip see my post on the political thread! gotta go to work today making that OT working for The Man!
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
May 1, 2009 1:04 PM
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Apr 17, 2009 7:25 AM
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Thanks Capt! That was great!
I really enjoyed, can relate to much of this.
Especially the California parts. Yes, it's good here.
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a funnytime cry,
the blues
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Apr 14, 2009 12:53 AM
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Bravo Captain!!
Eagerly awaiting your next installment.
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Apr 13, 2009 4:15 PM
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Yes, better, thank you, Capt.
C.C.-Ciao Cinzano-was a very irritating trollish poster on this BB back when JFC was new. Those of us who were here then will not easily forget her.
She was always shouting in caps. Very bothersome.
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Apr 13, 2009 4:56 AM
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> What's with the all caps? It's really hard to read
> and reminds me of C.C.
better? what's c.c.??
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Apr 12, 2009 9:35 PM
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Some great memories you got there Cap'n. I'd relate a few of my own if I could remember any of them. 
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Apr 12, 2009 11:24 AM
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What's with the all caps? It's really hard to read and reminds me of C.C.
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Apr 12, 2009 10:30 AM
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> Okay then Capt, DO THAT! Really, looking forward to
> the next adventures of you!
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> A lonesome high,
> a funnytime cry,
> the blues
> the blues
> the blues
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> Cissyyost
AH SHUCKS!
1972: MY FIRST TRIP OUT TO CALIFORNIA.... SANTA BARBARA.... I WAS TRAVELING W/ A HOME GIRL OF MINE WHO WAS TO ATTEND BROOKS PHOTOGRAPHY SCHOOL A REAL HI FALUTING SCHOOL & SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TRAVEL ALONE. . . WE WERE JUST FRIENDS NOT LOVERS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. . . THE FIRST NIGHT WE GOT THERE WE HAD NO PLACE TO STAY SO WE STOPPED THIS HIPPIE ON STATE STREET AND ASKED HIM WHERE WAS A GOOD PLACE TO CRASH... W/O HESITATION HE SAID "ISLA VISTA" WHICH AT THE TIME WAS THE YOUTH GHETTO SITUATED NEAR UCSB... ISLA VISTA HIT THE NATIONAL NEWS DURING THE DAYS OF RAGE IN THE RIOTS OF MAY, 1970 WHEN THE HIPPIES AND STUDENTS BURNED DOWN THE BANK OF AMERICA AND GAVE THE NATIONAL GUARDSMEN CALLED IN TO MAINTAIN THE PEACE ICE WATER LACED W/ ORANGE SUNSHINE. . . I USED TO HANG IN THE EAST VILLAGE, BEEN TO PROVIDENCE, A COUPLE OF ROCK FESTIVALS, BUT WOW I NEVER SAW SO MANY HIPPIES IN ONE PLACE AT ONE TIME.... AND IT WAS LIKE THEIR TOWN.... PERIOD.... WE WALKED AROUND AND MY HOMEGIRL STOPPED THESE TWO CHICKS, A REDHEAD AND A BRUNETTE ASKING IF THERE WAS A PLACE TO CRASH... THEY LOOKED US OVER AND SAID WE COULD STAY AT THEIR PAD AS LONG AS WE LIKED. . . THEY HAD AN APT RIGHT ON THE BLUFF OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN AND THEY HAD ABOUT 4 OTHER ROOMMATES GUYS AND GIRLS ALIKE... I WOUND UP BUNKING W/ THE BRUNETTE & NOTICED THAT WHEN EVERYONE WAS GETTING READY FOR BED THEY ALL WORE THESE TSHIRTS WITH THE NAME & NUMBER OF A LOCAL BAIL BONDSMAN.... TURNS OUT 2 WEEKS PREVIOUS THE PIGS CAME CRASHING THRU THE DOOR AND BUSTED THEM ALL FOR POSSESS AND TRAFFICKING MARIJUANA... ONE OF THE GUYS WAS A HEAVY DEALER.... SO THEY ALL WENT DOWN... BUT NONE OF THEM HAD A NUMBER TO GET BAILED OUT... WHEN A BONDSMAN DID SHOW UP HE GAVE THEM THESE TSHIRTS IN CASE THEY GOT POPPED AGAIN... NEEDLESS TO SAY I SLEPT WITH ONE EYE OPEN THAT NITE... WE STAYED THERE A COUPLE OF WEEKS FOUND AN APT IN DOWNTOWN SANTA BARBARA & MOVED IN.... RIGHT ON CASTILLO STREET.... WE LIVED NEXT DOOR TO A FAMILY OF CHICANOS.... THERE WAS CLARENCE THE RED HEADED CHICANO AS I CALLED HIM.... WE ALL GOT ALONG GREAT.... SMOKED A LOT OF WEED, DRANK COORS BEER, LISTENED TO SANTANA AND MALO.... ONE DAY CLARENCE INVITED ME INTO HIS HOUSE AND ASKED ME IF I'D LIKE TO TRY SOME OF HIS MOM'S SALSA... "IT'S A LITTLE HOT" HE WARNED... FUCK YEAH, IT WAS HOT... I RAN FOR THE KITCHEN TAP AND HE SLAPPED MY HAND AWAY, "NO NO NOT WATER! HERE!" AND HANDED ME A FRESHLY OPENED CAN OF COORS, "DRINK THIS!" FROM THERE ON OUT I WAS PRETTY MUCH HOOKED ON MEXICAN FOOD & DISCOVERED MY FAVORITE DISH WAS CHILE RELLEANOS ACCOMPANIED BY RIVERS OF BEER! DOWNTOWN SANTA BARBARA AT THE TIME WAS COMPRISED OF THESE FUNKY MEXICAN RESTAURANTS AND BARS, HEAD SHOPS, ARTS & CRAFTS SHOPS, ORGANIC GROCERY, AND A GREAT LITTLE LIQUOR STORE RUN BY THE "OUTTA SIGHT" MAN... THIS OLD BLACK DUDE... WHATEVER YOU SAID HE'D ALWAYS RESPOND, "OUTTA SIGHT, MAN!" ALL OF THIS IS NOW GONE... IT WAS FLATTENED DURING THE DOWNTOWN REVITALIZATION IN THE LATE 80'S REPLACED BY THIS HUGE MALL.... JUST WHAT SANTA BARBARA NEEDED.... BUT BACK THEN... WHEW! WILD & WOOLLY! TURNS OUT CLARENCE'S BROTHER OR COUSIN WAS GAY... WELL HE WASN'T JUST GAY HE WAS A TRANSVESTITE.. DON'T ASK ME HOW... BUT ONE NIGHT WE ALL WOUND UP IN THE DOWNTOWN GAY/TRANSVESTITE BAR... WOO! WHAT A TRIP! I FIGURED THE ONLY WAY TO GET THRU THIS WAS TO GET DRUNK... THE BARTENDER'S NAME WAS EDDIE... I WAS ORDERING A SECOND ROUND OF DRINKS AND CALLED TO HIM DOWN THE BAR, "HEY ED... ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE!" HE CAME UP TO ME ACROSS THE BAR AND SAID "DEE." I WAS BEWILDERED, "HUH?" "DEE DEE DEE" HE KEPT REPEATING, AND SEEING THE CONFUSED LOOK ON MY FACE, FINALLY EXPLAINED, "ED-DEE ED-DEE," HE LISPED, GESTURING WITH HIS HAND DENOTING THE TWO SYALLABLE NAME, "NOT ED!" "OH I'M SORRY, ED-DEE!" AND THE DRUNKER I GOT, THE MORE I ACCENTUATED THAT LAST SYLLABLE EVERY TIME I ORDERED A ROUND, "ED-DDDEEEEE!" MEANWHILE THE SCENE AT THE BAR GOT WEIRD... ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL THESE STRAIGHT LOOKING BUSINESS TYPE MEN SHOWED UP, SUIT AND TIE, HAIR SLICKED BACK.... I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON.... AND THEN ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN STARTED SHOWING UP, TAKING A CHAIR WITH THESE GUYS.... ONLY THING WAS, THEY WEREN'T WOMEN! YEP THESE WERE THE TRANSVESTITES MEETING THEIR DATES, AND LEMME TELL YA, THEY WERE FREAKING GORGEOUS! AND PROBABLY THE MOST GORGEOUS ONE WAS CLARENCE'S BROTHER/COUSIN WHO WENT BY THE NAME OF "SILVER"... "SHE" WAS ALSO A DANCER & WE WENT TO SEE A DANCE/PLAY "SHE" WAS IN DEPICTING KRISHNA'S LIFE AT THE ARLINGTON THEATRE THE GRAND FINALE BEING EVERY ONE CHANTING "HARE KRISHNA" IT WAS REALLY FAR OUT!
I USED TO WALK ALL OVER TOWN IN THE EARLY EVENINGS EXPLORING... ONE EVENING I WAS DOWN AT THE HARBOR AND SAW A SEAL SPLASHING AROUND... BEING A NY BOY THIS WAS AMAZING TO ME AND AS I HURRIED ALONG THE RAILING TO GET A BETTER LOOK AT THE SEAL I PRACTICALLY KNOCKED OVER THIS GIRL WHO WAS BASICALLY DOING THE SAME THING I WAS... WE TALKED, SHE GAVE ME A RIDE HOME IN HER VW BUS AND ASKED ME OUT ON A "BEACH DATE" THE NEXT DAY.... "WHAT'S A BEACH DATE?" I ASKED... SHE LOOKED AT ME PATHETICALLY AND TALKED TO ME LIKE I WAS A FIVE YEAR OLD, "YOU AND I GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER." "OH."
NOW BEING FROM NY WHEN YOU GO TO THE BEACH THERE USUALLY A LITTLE KIOSK WHERE YOU PAY TO GET IN AND A HUGE PARKING LOT AND A PAVILION WITH A GRILL AND SOFT DRINKS.... NOT IN CALI... WE DROVE SOUTH OF TOWN THE NEXT DAY... PARKED THE BUS IN A DIRT PARKING LOT CROSSED THE SOUTHERN PACIFIC RR TRACKS OUT ONTO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNDEVELOPED BEACH, "THE BEACH IS FREE HERE" SHE EXPLAINED... I'LL SAY AS I WAS SOON TO DISCOVER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! WE STARTED WALKING DOWN THE BEACH TOWARD THIS CROWD OF PEOPLE AND AS WE GOT CLOSER THERE WAS SOMETHING ODDLY FAMILIAR ABOUT THESE PEOPLE... AND YUP SURE ENOUGH THEY WERE ALL NAKED! WE FOUND HER FRIENDS, ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL CALIFORNIA GIRLS, TAN AND TRIM AND BEJEWELED WITH ABALONE SHELLS ON THEIR WRISTS AND ANKLES AND AROUND THEIR NECKS..... I'M STANDING THERE IN TOTAL AWE & DISBELIEF.... "C'MON MIKE" MY LITTLE BEACH DATE SAYS AS SHE STARTS SHEDDING HER CLOTHES.... KEEP IN MIND, I HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED THIS GIRL YET AND THERE SHE IS STANDING BEFORE ME TOTALLY NUDE! WELL AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING RIGHT? NEEDLESS TO SAY ALL OF THIS INPUT GIVES RISE TO THE INEVITABLE, UNCONTROLLABLE MALE RESPONSE... I QUICKLY SHED MY CLOTHES AND PLOP BELLY DOWN ON THE BLANKET AND AFTER ABOUT A HALF HOUR WHEN I'VE CALMED DOWN A BIT RUN RIGHT INTO THE ICY COLD PACIFIC TO COOL OFF.... YEAH THAT'LL DO IT FOR AWHILE! NEW YORK GIRLS MAY BE TOUGH, BUT CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE RUGGED. . . THEY CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS, SURF. PLAY FRISBEE NUDE AT THE BEACH ALL DAY IN THE HOT SUN... BUT COME NIGHT TIME... WOW! JUST BEAUTIFUL! AND MAN CAN THEY DRINK! MY LITTLE BEACH DATE'S DRINK OF CHOICE WAS SOUTHERN COMFORT.... ANOTHER GIRL I KNEW ONCE CHALLENGED ME TO A SHOT FOR SHOT TEQUILA DRINKING CONTEST... OH MAN IS THIS GONNA BE EASY, I THOUGHT. WE HAD THE BOTTLE OUT, THE LEMONS THE SALT THE BEER BACKS AND WENT SHOT FOR SHOT... NEEDLESS TO SAY WHEN I WOKE UP LATER I FOUND HER SITTING ON THE LVINGROOM COUCH WITH HER LEGS FOLDED UNDER HER THE WAY GIRLS DO, SMOKING A CIGARETTE WATCHING TV LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED... "YOU OKAY?" SHE ASKED... OH YEAH I'M OKAY I'M TOTALLY FUCKING BLITZED!! LOL! OKAY MORE LATER. . . .
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Apr 12, 2009 8:13 AM
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Okay then Capt, DO THAT! Really, looking forward to the next adventures of you!
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Re: THE CAPTAIN PEACE THREAD
Apr 11, 2009 6:10 PM
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Anxiously waiting to read the next chapter in your story, Capt.
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Apr 11, 2009 5:37 AM
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> what an awesome life, capt.
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> and happy belated birthday from a fellow JFC fan.
THANK YOU! SOMEONE ASKED ME TO RELATE MY LIFE EXPERIENCES BUT GOT A LITTLE SIDETRACKED.... I'D LOVE TO CONTINUE WITH MY LIVING IN MEXICO IN THE 70S.... MY PRISON GUARD EXPERIENCE..... AND LIVING WITH A HOUSEFUL OF DRUG CRAZED SURFER DUDES IN 80S.... YEAH LIKE THAT!!
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Apr 11, 2009 5:33 AM
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> I can't believe that guy called you Gramps..... If he
> would try to keep up with you.... You would have to
> call him Cramps....lol
LOL! THANKS JIMMY! OF COURSE THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE TO PAY.... WHICH IS WHY ONE OF MY WORKOUT & JUST LIVING MANTRAS IS:
PAIN IS INEVITABLE
SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL!
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THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER
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SWEATING AND BLEEDING? GOOD! MASTER PAN
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EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I'M GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. JOHN LENNON
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