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"Does your grotesque spawn still wield the old broom handle, Mitch?" -Cunningham

"The pigs got grandma." -Shaun

"Don't we find, so often, our bodies are theaters of our resentments. Certainly, since those childhood afternoons in room 24, mine has hosted vaudevilles of degradation!" -Cunningham

"Not completely following, Mr. Cunningham, but SO certain guns are NOT the answer." -Dickstein

"One good blow-job rocked the Jew lawyer's world." -John

"What were you up to John, before you came to see me? Was there a little wacky tabaccy involved, does that begin to ring a bell? Where I'm going is, are you fucked up at the present moment? Speed, freon, tire sealant? The little green chunks with cat litter?" -Butchie
"Doesn't ring a bell."

"The Snug Harbor's closed as a stop on his underground railroad." -Dickstein

"Meet the fucking Jetsons!" -John

"How about if I made your circulars current? Because they're a disgrace! There's one, Robert Hernandez, robbery and car theft. I swear to God, this guy changed my oil not two days ago." -Bill

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Last Post Jan 16, 2008 4:48 PM by: Ecclesfan
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Re: Favorite Quotes!

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> Mandy: At my last job the cash register had a
> picture of a hamburger and fries on the keys. Where
> are the pictures of the surfboards and wet suits?
> by Shriek, ep. 14
>
> Noah: Dreamin' and livin' , not too far off
> apart some days, no?
> by Spirit, ep.14
>
> John: God Father mother fucking commie piece
> of shit!
> Car Salesman: Don't go Italian on me son, you ain't a
> Ferrari yet.
> by Spirit, ep. 14
>
> Barry: I believe we have been touched by an
> unfathomable power that is somehow, miraculously,
> simply, ours for the taking. (he smiles)
> by Spirit, ep.14
>
> Linc: Like the magic is comin' back into the
> world...
> Mitch: Somethin' like that...
> by Walkara, ep 15
>
> Linc: So don't tell 'em what to think...just
> tell 'em the truth as you see it and let them make up
> their own minds.
> by Walkara, ep15
>
> John (to himself): Shaunie busts Cissy's
> balls!
> By backinthegame, ep15
>
> John: Tina does not raise your friends, nor
> show you how to do that.
> By backinthegame, ep.13
>
> Joe: Sit the hell down, Mags. I 'preciate
> everything, but I ain't gonna let you wait on me hand
> and fuckin' foot.
> by Walkara, ep.13
>
> John:
Cissy is ashamed of her flooring. She needs
> a bonus before Doris stares her down.
> by Walkara, ep.13
>
> Dr. Smith:
I am speaking of a city of a million
> hills: curvatures in matter; wrinkles in time;
> squiggles in space. Not The City of the Seven Hills,
> home of The Reds.
> by Walkara, ep.13
>
> Erlemeyer: To be human is to have your own
> voice, for better or for worse, for love or for
> hate.
> by backinthegame, ep.13
>
> Cincinnatus: The pool you surf is in His
> cupped hand.
> by Walkara, ep.13
>
> Car Salesman:
The Four Horsemen... nothin' more
> than four lost boys. You could balance a bowl of soup
> on all four of their heads.
> Aw hell country, they're infants! You think any one
> e of those four are ready for the ponies I got ready
> to ride?
> by SpiritontheWater, ep.13



These are wonderful. The show certainly attracted a talented bunch.

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Mandy: At my last job the cash register had a picture of a hamburger and fries on the keys. Where are the pictures of the surfboards and wet suits?
by Shriek, ep. 14

Noah: Dreamin' and livin' , not too far off apart some days, no?
by Spirit, ep.14

John: God Father mother fucking commie piece of shit!
Car Salesman: Don't go Italian on me son, you ain't a Ferrari yet.
by Spirit, ep. 14

Barry: I believe we have been touched by an unfathomable power that is somehow, miraculously, simply, ours for the taking. (he smiles)
by Spirit, ep.14

Linc: Like the magic is comin' back into the world...
Mitch: Somethin' like that...
by Walkara, ep 15

Linc: So don't tell 'em what to think...just tell 'em the truth as you see it and let them make up their own minds.
by Walkara, ep15

John (to himself): Shaunie busts Cissy's balls!
By backinthegame, ep15

John: Tina does not raise your friends, nor show you how to do that.
By backinthegame, ep.13

Joe: Sit the hell down, Mags. I 'preciate everything, but I ain't gonna let you wait on me hand and fuckin' foot.
by Walkara, ep.13

John:
Cissy is ashamed of her flooring. She needs a bonus before Doris stares her down.
by Walkara, ep.13

Dr. Smith:
I am speaking of a city of a million hills: curvatures in matter; wrinkles in time; squiggles in space. Not The City of the Seven Hills, home of The Reds.
by Walkara, ep.13

Erlemeyer: To be human is to have your own voice, for better or for worse, for love or for hate.
by backinthegame, ep.13

Cincinnatus: The pool you surf is in His cupped hand.
by Walkara, ep.13

Car Salesman:
The Four Horsemen... nothin' more than four lost boys. You could balance a bowl of soup on all four of their heads.
Aw hell country, they're infants! You think any one of those four are ready for the ponies I got ready to ride?
by SpiritontheWater, ep.13
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"You really want a bunch of jerk-offs spitting milk-babies all over ya for the rest of your fuckin' life?" - Butchie by Walkara, ep13
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Anybody remembers any quotes from deleted Walkara scenes?
Unfortunately I don't. It should be remembered.
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"Oh my God, I’m riding the fucking magic carpet!" Cissy By SpiritontheWater - Ep13

(adding correct attribution)
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> "Back in the day, I was up to my fuckin' implants in
> pussy, bro." - Butchie by Walkara. Ep13


Heh.
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"Back in the day, I was up to my fuckin' implants in pussy, bro." - Butchie by Walkara. Ep13
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I'll tell ya, I don't know anymore if I'm on foot or on horseback.. -Bill

Yeah, Gideons, big distributors..-Palaka

Actually just about every word out of Palaka's mouth was great. I think his "tatoo episode" was Emmy material..
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> "Oh my God, I’m riding the fucking magic carpet!"
> Cissy - ep13


I have to say some of these are as good as the originals, only itsw much harder to explain where the quotations came from when you reuse them.
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"Oh my God, I’m riding the fucking magic carpet!" Cissy - ep13
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I am gonna use new quotes from ep. 11 and 12. They are gooooood.
"Scratching the usual suspects", Walkara.
"Shaun is ready already", John-Walkara
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"Butchie: Where I’m going, John, is are you fucked up at the present moment? Speed, freon, tire sealer, the little green chunks from the kitty litter?"
Episode 1

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Oh, we should bring his mother and your mother here so they can both “shep naches”.
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Sep 12, 2007 12:34 AM
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"I am the fuckin' president for life of the I hate Tina Blake fanclub!!" Butchie Yost

Also,

"It's the three stooges." Vietnam Joe, talking only to Ramon and Meyer
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"Look at the breasts on these women! This country is doomed! But go ahead, have fun!"
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Sep 11, 2007 2:52 PM
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Bill Jaques: Where did he come from
Ramon: Cincinatti
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