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BUG ABUSE The banks are getting the results of the so-called stress tests today. The test involved the banks opening their books and revealing everything to government regulators. Or as the Republicans call it, torture. Yes, those torture memos are still the big story this week. It turns out the Bush administration had been torturing people like crazy for years. (You can read all about it in No Shit Magazine.) According to the memos, the Bush team gave CIA interrogators legal authority to place prisoners who had a fear of insects -- in a box with an insect. Actually, I think that was an Alberto Gonzales idea called -- "Operation: La-Cooka-Rocha.? ATTENTION STARVED In order to prove that waterboarding isn't really torture, Sean Hannity said he'd let himself be waterboarded for charity. (Just make out your donation to "Assholes without Borders.?) And in a show of solidarity Rush Limbaugh said he'd go on a five-second hunger strike? because, see, he's such a fat f*ck.
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Re: New Rules: Best of the Rest from 4/24/09
May 1, 2009 9:31 PM
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it amazes me that so many people can be so stupid on so many subjects. One of the only place that I can feel the smarts is here, with you-all. Thank you!
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Re: New Rules: Best of the Rest from 4/24/09
Apr 28, 2009 9:09 PM
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Hannity is a fucking coward as well as being a dishonest idiot. If he let me waterboard him, he would experience the reality of feeling like he was drowning. For a few seconds anyway...
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Re: New Rules: Best of the Rest from 4/24/09
Apr 28, 2009 12:03 PM
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> ATTENTION STARVED > > In order to prove that waterboarding isn't really > torture, Sean Hannity said he'd let himself be > waterboarded for charity. (Just make out your > donation to "Assholes without Borders.?) And in a > show of solidarity Rush Limbaugh said he'd go on a > five-second hunger strike? because, see, he's such a > fat f*ck. Can I do the waterboarding of Hannity. He seems to think it is a carnival game that gives a prize in the end. Waterboarding doesn't even give us valid information about terrorism. Anyone would lie just to get out of the situation. Waterboarding is like being suffocated with a damp pillow. I tried it at a pool party. We did it with a cup of water, a gallon of water, and the water hose. The cup of water soaks into the blanket and causes a temporary seal that blocks you from breathing. The gallon of water and the hose was worse. The water went into your nose and mouth causing your reflexes of breathing to stop. I did it out of curiosity. When I felt I was in danger I stopped. Those in being interrogated did not have that option. Imagine if your integrator is sadistic. Will they bend the rules of integrating? Yes. That's why the CIA erased over 60 tapes. Hannity using this procedure as a parlor game is belittling the process. He's childish. -- "I don't believe you people..." "What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?" Tropic Thunder
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New Rules: Best of the Rest from 4/24/09
Apr 28, 2009 11:34 AM
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BUG ABUSE The banks are getting the results of the so-called stress tests today. The test involved the banks opening their books and revealing everything to government regulators. Or as the Republicans call it, torture. Yes, those torture memos are still the big story this week. It turns out the Bush administration had been torturing people like crazy for years. (You can read all about it in No Shit Magazine.) According to the memos, the Bush team gave CIA interrogators legal authority to place prisoners who had a fear of insects -- in a box with an insect. Actually, I think that was an Alberto Gonzales idea called -- "Operation: La-Cooka-Rocha.? ATTENTION STARVED In order to prove that waterboarding isn't really torture, Sean Hannity said he'd let himself be waterboarded for charity. (Just make out your donation to "Assholes without Borders.?) And in a show of solidarity Rush Limbaugh said he'd go on a five-second hunger strike? because, see, he's such a fat f*ck.
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