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The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

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The Conservative Agenda:

1) Pander to the fears, prejudices, ignorance and low education levels of the masses to keep them frightened and divided

2) Create fake bullshit issues that have no impact on people's everyday lives -- gay marriage, flag burning, the ACLU, etc -- in order to get middle class and working class people to vote against their own best interests

3) In so doing, continue to grind the working man into the dirt

4) Implement tax cuts that overwhelmingly favor the wealthiest one percent, for the purpose of completely re-distributing wealth so that America is like 14th-century England, where the top 1 percent becomes the American Aristocracy, controlling 99 percent of the wealth and land, leaving the other 99 percent of the population to live like serfs

5) Lie at every opportunity, and scorn educated people as "elites" in order to keep the masses ignorant and uneducated so you can continue tricking them into voting against their own best interests

6) Show absolute fealty to corporate interests at the expense of the common good, and at the expense of everyday Americans.

7) Pay special attention to the interests of your cronies who head up the oil companies, power companies, coal companies and logging companies who wantonly destroy the environment in the pursuit of their own reckless self-interest.

8) Completely gut 40 years worth of environmental-protection regulations, and invite the heads of the above companies to re-write enviro laws that regulate their own industries -- the most despicable case of hiring the fox to guard the hen house that one can imagine.

Admirable, eh?


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Last Post Apr 18, 2008 12:10 AM by: Icanttakethis
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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 18, 2008 12:10 AM
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> Wah, wah, wah

Sigh, please go to bed if this is the best you can offer as intelligent dialog. Please?

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:46 PM
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Wah, wah, wah
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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:45 PM
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I quit looking because it was so damn depressing, but the last time I looked, Michigan was ranked third in the nation for low economic growth, behind Oregan and Alaska, we were in a single state recession, wait, did I just say single state recession?!?!?!? Wholly Wah, but I did just say single state recession. Didn't I also just say previously how the Dumpacraps lead Michigan? That the Dumpacraps have lead Michigan for, oh, what 6 years now? Leaning on 7?
If you/we the people really want to make a difference then on election day, gather your guns and start shooting politicians, there's a piece of Liberty I could sink MY teeth into, how about you?

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:41 PM
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> "Frightening. You also forgot that Deibold won
> the election for Bush in Ohio."

>
> Fuck it, the U.A.W. is what wins you Michigan, might
> as well keep with tradition, right?


I guess the Ohio/Michigan rivalry continues. Go Bucks.

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:37 PM
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"Frightening. You also forgot that Deibold won the election for Bush in Ohio."

Fuck it, the U.A.W. is what wins you Michigan, might as well keep with tradition, right?

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:35 PM
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> Boy, rightys really hate it when they're
> faced with hard, ugly truths, don't they?


What truth would that be?

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Apr 17, 2008 11:34 PM
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> Damn it, I missed that one, they cry about Michigan
> too, though very very quietly because Michigan is
> Dumpacrap led, this retard is in her 2nd term, so if
> you want to know what a Dumpacrap led country would
> look like, take a look to Michigan, this is your
> future America, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!


Frightening. You also forgot that Deibold won the election for Bush in Ohio.

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:32 PM
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Boy, rightys really hate it when they're faced with hard, ugly truths, don't they?
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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:26 PM
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"LOL, don't forget to cry about Fla too."


Damn it, I missed that one, they cry about Michigan too, though very very quietly because Michigan is Dumpacrap led, this retard is in her 2nd term, so if you want to know what a Dumpacrap led country would look like, take a look to Michigan, this is your future America, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 11:16 PM
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> 8)Lie about everything mentioned above and blame the
> conservatives, then cry about Ralph Nader.


LOL, don't forget to cry about Fla too.

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 10:34 PM
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The Liberal Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

1) Lie about the lies the Conservatives told.

2)Make up some more lies to convolute the lies already told.

3)Steal money, then blame the Conservatives.

4)Raise taxes, then lie about it.

5)Lie about not raising taxes, and raise them again.

6)Lie about lieing about the afore mentioned convoluted truth.

7)Use tax payers money to take expensive trips, then lie about it.

8)Lie about everything mentioned above and blame the conservatives, then cry about Ralph Nader.

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Apr 17, 2008 9:56 PM
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laughable

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 17, 2008 6:56 AM
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> The Conservative Agenda:
>
> 1) Pander to the fears, prejudices, ignorance and low
> education levels of the masses to keep them
> frightened and divided
>
> 2) Create fake bullshit issues that have no impact on
> people's everyday lives -- gay marriage, flag
> burning, the ACLU, etc -- in order to get middle
> class and working class people to vote against their
> own best interests
>
> 3) In so doing, continue to grind the working man
> into the dirt
>
> 4) Implement tax cuts that overwhelmingly favor the
> wealthiest one percent, for the purpose of completely
> re-distributing wealth so that America is like
> 14th-century England, where the top 1 percent becomes
> the American Aristocracy, controlling 99 percent of
> the wealth and land, leaving the other 99 percent of
> the population to live like serfs
>
> 5) Lie at every opportunity, and scorn educated
> people as "elites" in order to keep the masses
> ignorant and uneducated so you can continue tricking
> them into voting against their own best interests
>
> 6) Show absolute fealty to corporate interests at the
> expense of the common good, and at the expense of
> everyday Americans.
>
> 7) Pay special attention to the interests of your
> cronies who head up the oil companies, power
> companies, coal companies and logging companies who
> wantonly destroy the environment in the pursuit of
> their own reckless self-interest.
>
> 8) Completely gut 40 years worth of
> environmental-protection regulations, and invite the
> heads of the above companies to re-write enviro laws
> that regulate their own industries -- the most
> despicable case of hiring the fox to guard the hen
> house that one can imagine.
>
> Admirable, eh?

> > --
>


> You forgot a few agenda items:

> [º] In addition to number 4, you should add something like, "erode Constitutional protections so that, like 14th Century England, only the rich/aristocracy will have rights, while the serfs, American citizens or not, will be subject to endless detention without trial, if the monarch designates them "enemy combatants."

> [º] Pack the Supreme Court with right-wing idealogues who will not enforce the Bill of Rights if it is in conflict with administration policies.

> [º] Be sure to apply phrases like "politically correct" and "liberal" to anything you don't like, with a haughty sneer, so that the masses will think anything the right disagrees with is milquetoasty and ridiculous.

> [º] Be sure not to take any action concerning gun control (yet) until you can obliterate the rest of the Bill of Rights. Con gun owners into believing that the 2nd Amendment is what keeps the other Amendments viable, and that the "PC liberals" are trying to turn them into criminals by banning their beloved guns, so that they will keep their eyes on that ball while you shred the Constitution. They won't notice as you empty out the Constitutional rights cookie jar, and only too late will they realize that "the right to bear arms" is not protecting any other rights, because there will be no rights there to protect.

> [º] Pander to the religious right in an attempt to convince everyone that you are on the side of God, and that anyone who opposes you is a godless, PC liberal heathen.


That's the Right Wing Way, alright.

Depressing. And horrifying.....


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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 15, 2008 12:32 PM
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> The Conservative Agenda:
>
> 1) Pander to the fears, prejudices, ignorance and low
> education levels of the masses to keep them
> frightened and divided
>
> 2) Create fake bullshit issues that have no impact on
> people's everyday lives -- gay marriage, flag
> burning, the ACLU, etc -- in order to get middle
> class and working class people to vote against their
> own best interests
>
> 3) In so doing, continue to grind the working man
> into the dirt
>
> 4) Implement tax cuts that overwhelmingly favor the
> wealthiest one percent, for the purpose of completely
> re-distributing wealth so that America is like
> 14th-century England, where the top 1 percent becomes
> the American Aristocracy, controlling 99 percent of
> the wealth and land, leaving the other 99 percent of
> the population to live like serfs
>
> 5) Lie at every opportunity, and scorn educated
> people as "elites" in order to keep the masses
> ignorant and uneducated so you can continue tricking
> them into voting against their own best interests
>
> 6) Show absolute fealty to corporate interests at the
> expense of the common good, and at the expense of
> everyday Americans.
>
> 7) Pay special attention to the interests of your
> cronies who head up the oil companies, power
> companies, coal companies and logging companies who
> wantonly destroy the environment in the pursuit of
> their own reckless self-interest.
>
> 8) Completely gut 40 years worth of
> environmental-protection regulations, and invite the
> heads of the above companies to re-write enviro laws
> that regulate their own industries -- the most
> despicable case of hiring the fox to guard the hen
> house that one can imagine.
>
> Admirable, eh?
>
> --
>



> You forgot a few agenda items:

> [º] In addition to number 4, you should add something like, "erode Constitutional protections so that, like 14th Century England, only the rich/aristocracy will have rights, while the serfs, American citizens or not, will be subject to endless detention without trial, if the monarch designates them "enemy combatants."

> [º] Pack the Supreme Court with right-wing idealogues who will not enforce the Bill of Rights if it is in conflict with administration policies.

> [º] Be sure to apply phrases like "politically correct" and "liberal" to anything you don't like, with a haughty sneer, so that the masses will think anything the right disagrees with is milquetoasty and ridiculous.

> [º] Be sure not to take any action concerning gun control (yet) until you can obliterate the rest of the Bill of Rights. Con gun owners into believing that the 2nd Amendment is what keeps the other Amendments viable, and that the "PC liberals" are trying to turn them into criminals by banning their beloved guns, so that they will keep their eyes on that ball while you shred the Constitution. They won't notice as you empty out the Constitutional rights cookie jar, and only too late will they realize that "the right to bear arms" is not protecting any other rights, because there will be no rights there to protect.

> [º] Pander to the religious right in an attempt to convince everyone that you are on the side of God, and that anyone who opposes you is a godless, PC liberal heathen.



Wow, Really makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it? Living in a country ruled by these immoral, lawless thugs?

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Re: The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps

Apr 6, 2008 3:21 PM
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The Conservative Agenda, In Eight Easy Steps, yeah so they cheated in rehab too... evrybody knows you gotta do all twelve, it's obvious they didn't even try on the 4th, musta triped over that dead president again...

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