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The left blames George Bush for absolutely everthing else, so I thought I would beat em to it on this.
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 8:48 AM
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TITO AND THE JACKSON 4
coming to a 6 Flags near you
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 7:29 AM
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> > "I'll Save You Michael!! It's Not Too Late!!
> (Chief pushes palms downward on Jacko's chest) LiveMichael! Live!">
> That's OK Chief, let 'em go. As much as the guy has been sainted since his death, maybe tomorrow being the third day and all.......
"No Michael!! No!..uuh-huh-huh"...(rocks Jacko's limp emaciated body)..."I can't let you go!!..UUH-HUH-HUH(SOB)"
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 7:23 AM
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Siblings Janet, La Toya, Tito, Germaine, DONNY and MARIE, AND 7 OTHER OSMOND BROTHERS arrived Saturday at the mansion Jackson had been renting and left without addressing reporters.
Moving vans also showed up at the Jackson home, DURING THE FUNERAL, leaving about an hour later. There was no indication what they might have taken away. TITO OSMOND IS BELIEVED TO HAVE SCORED THE BIGGEST HAUL.
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 4:52 AM
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> "I'll Save You Michael!! It's Not Too Late!! (Chief
> pushes palms downward on Jacko's chest) Live Michael!
> Live!"
That's OK Chief, let 'em go. As much as the guy has been sainted since his death, maybe tomorrow being the third day and all.......
Just a thought.
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 1:45 AM
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"I'll Save You Michael!! It's Not Too Late!! (Chief pushes palms downward on Jacko's chest) Live Michael! Live!"
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 28, 2009 1:28 AM
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It was the last day of shooting for a Pepsi commercial at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles in 1984, and the only hiccup had been an argument between Michael Jackson and an ad executive over whether the young superstar would take off his sunglasses.
"Then," as the executive later wrote, "we set his hair on fire."
Jackson was descending a staircase in an extravagant, pyrotechnic opening sequence, dancing to "Billie Jean," when a spark landed on his head. Jackson cried out. People nearby leapt on him to put out the fire, but Jackson was hospitalized for days with a burned scalp.
Thus began a thread of pain that ran through a remarkable career ? and made painkillers all too accessible.
Because of accidents, frequent plastic surgery and the sheer intensity of his dancing, physical agony was the unshakable problem with being Michael Jackson.
0h-hu-huh(Chief cries).uhh Michael!!(still rocking and cradling Jacko's lifeless body) boo hoo hoo!! Even the money from the lawuit couldn't stop the pain!! Boo Hoo Hoo!!
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Re: he went back to his forum?
Jun 27, 2009 10:27 AM
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> > Are you related to mechadave or are you him?
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> I am SO sitting on my hands on this one.
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 9:30 AM
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BREAKING NEWS:
What may have killed Michael Jackson was an 11 year old crack habit
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 1:00 AM
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While the exact circumstances of his death remained unclear, early clues suggested he may simply have pushed his heart too far.
Police said they had towed the doctor's BMW from Jackson's home
"If there's any coverin up goin on around here" said SHeriff Billy Bob, "we'll be the ones in charge of it!"
Elvis's doctor has been hired as a consultant.
an autopsy showed no sign of trauma or foul play to Jackson, who died Thursday at UCLA Medical Center after paramedics would not revive him. Since that would involve giving Jacko mouth to mouth
Jackson's brother Jermaine had said the pop singer apparently went into cardiac arrest ? which often, but not always, happens because of a heart attack.
Jermaine also said kidneys fail sometimes when there's kidney failure.
Meanwhile, a 911 call an unidentified caller pleads with authorities to send somebody willing to give Jacko mouth to mouth., He tells a dispatcher that Jackson's doctor is performing CPR.
"He's pumping his chest," the caller says, "but he's not responding to anything. But he says he's not gonna give Jacko mouth to mouth."
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 12:41 AM
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Back in Feb '97 as Michael, Debbie Rowe, brand new baby boy Prince Michael, and the doctor were leaving the hospital, Michael turns to the doctor and asks: "How soon before we can have sex, Doctor?" The doctor replies: "I'd wait at least until the boy's walkin."
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 12:29 AM
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OMG they're still posting jokes about Michael, have they no shame?!
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 12:22 AM
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> > so mr bush , what did jacko do before he died ?
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> He asked to be taken to the Children's Hospital.
badoom-pop!
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 12:15 AM
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> so mr bush , what did jacko do before he died ?
He asked to be taken to the Children's Hospital.
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Re: George Bush killed Michael Jackson
Jun 27, 2009 12:03 AM
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Were there...
Weapons of Mask Destruction,
In Michael's' shorts?
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