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Posters' Funniest Quips

[Intro:] I'm starting this thread after noticing some humor popping up in our political discourse - a long missing element that should really help to lighten up the atmosphere around here.

To start things off, I'll compliment the poster in the "Nobel Peace Prize?" thread who quipped that President Obama could send Sacheen Littlefeather, the Native American who received Marlon Brando's Academy Award in protest of the plight of the Indians, to accept his Nobel Prize if he truly felt he didn't deserve it.

Facedecoolo gets second prize for his "Citizen Kane" spoof of posts from Luggy about gay parentage - a classic for the RT member threads. Unfortunately, I just tried to find it with no luck, so if you missed it, you'll just have to take my word on this one unless Facey saved it and would like to re-post it here.

What lines from the membership have made you RFLMAO? - feel free to post them here!
Last Post Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM by: solong2
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Nov 19, 2009 12:40 PM
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"Not to mention her adeptness at the parallel universe bars. 10!" - editor2
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Nov 18, 2009 7:41 PM
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> >What's "PG"?
>
> Political Groove forums


Thanks!
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Nov 18, 2009 7:40 PM
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>What's "PG"?

Political Groove forums
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Nov 18, 2009 7:15 PM
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> > > > Sahara Palin :^O
> > >
> > > :^O About as good as Smog's "Tundra

> Twat"...
> >
> >
> > Oh man..Smog must've been before my arrival.

> Nothing
> > could compete with Tundra Twat. That's
> incredible
> > funny.
>
> He still passes thru once in awhile. He's hard to
> top when he gets on a roll. He posts over at PG now;
> I won't tell you his username, but it's easy to tell
> which one is him, lol.
> Needless to say, he's a Democrat...:^O


What's "PG"?

>
> >
> > But thanks, RU and ADO for the nod. Coming from

> you
> > two, I am truly honored!
>
> Now "Sahara Palin" is marketable. LOL.


Dayum! I knew I should have copyrighted that!
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Nov 18, 2009 6:55 PM
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> > > Sahara Palin :^O
> >
> > :^O About as good as Smog's "Tundra Twat"...

>
>
> Oh man..Smog must've been before my arrival. Nothing
> could compete with Tundra Twat. That's incredible
> funny.


He still passes thru once in awhile. He's hard to top when he gets on a roll. He posts over at PG now; I won't tell you his username, but it's easy to tell which one is him, lol.
Needless to say, he's a Democrat...:^O

>
> But thanks, RU and ADO for the nod. Coming from you
> two, I am truly honored!


Now "Sahara Palin" is marketable. LOL.
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Nov 18, 2009 6:46 PM
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> > Sahara Palin :^O
>
> :^O About as good as Smog's "Tundra Twat"...



Oh man..Smog must've been before my arrival. Nothing could compete with Tundra Twat. That's incredible funny.

But thanks, RU and ADO for the nod. Coming from you two, I am truly honored!
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Nov 18, 2009 6:37 PM
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> Sahara Palin :^O

:^O About as good as Smog's "Tundra Twat"...
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Nov 18, 2009 6:33 PM
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Sahara Palin :^O
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Nov 6, 2009 5:03 PM
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> > > "..are uggs like crocs only oval shaped, or
> do
> > they
> > > crack easy ?" -portrayedbyjim, Rant Thread
> >
> > fad fashions need a special archive, ok? i'm

> kinda
> > handicapped with pop culture since.....oh
> ...1990
> > onward.
>
> Hell, I thought it was funny! I wouldn't be caught
> dead in the danged things.
>
> :)


thought it was a brand name for leg warmers or kilties....when it comes to clothes what was good enough for my dad works for me.
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Nov 6, 2009 4:36 PM
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> > "..are uggs like crocs only oval shaped, or do
> they
> > crack easy ?" -portrayedbyjim, Rant Thread
>
> fad fashions need a special archive, ok? i'm kinda
> handicapped with pop culture since.....oh ...1990
> onward.


Hell, I thought it was funny! I wouldn't be caught dead in the danged things.

:)
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Nov 6, 2009 2:15 PM
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I really need to start looking at the author of a thread before I venture into it.

Not that I can spare the extra 10-20 seconds that would take.
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Nov 6, 2009 2:00 PM
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> "..are uggs like crocs only oval shaped, or do they
> crack easy ?" -portrayedbyjim, Rant Thread


fad fashions need a special archive, ok? i'm kinda handicapped with pop culture since.....oh ...1990 onward.
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"..are uggs like crocs only oval shaped, or do they crack easy ?" -portrayedbyjim, Rant Thread
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Nov 4, 2009 1:35 PM
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> No....Titus Pollo said ""She'd better fuck him like
> Helen of Troy with her ass on fire or I'll know the
> reason why!"
>
> The other quote did come from a Rome community member
> but the sig line was used by the member who also
> posted here....one Epoch as I recall. But I'll
> say no more.


I thought we spelled it Epuke? The king of Bwhahahaha and frip.
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