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Gubernatorial candidates are openly declaring their hatred of the United States, and our flag, and are happily embracing the idea of "bloody conflict" with citizens the remaining 49 states if we refuse to cooperate.
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 4, 2009 9:41 AM
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> Maybe the next incarnation of TheRightStuff?
That makes me think of that New Kids on the Block song.
Hey don't judge me, they were popular in the late 80's!
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 9:58 PM
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> > > Keep an eye out for his new account name.
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> > I'm thinking... weallfckdnow.
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> Good eye, but he might be a one post wonder. There's
> a long weekend coming up though...
Maybe the next incarnation of TheRightStuff?
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM
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> > Keep an eye out for his new account name.
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> I'm thinking... weallfckdnow.
Good eye, but he might be a one post wonder. There's a long weekend coming up though...
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 8:10 PM
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> Keep an eye out for his new account name.
I'm thinking... weallfckdnow.
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 6:41 PM
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> Don't worry Bartman911, you still have a little
> before you have to pack your bags.
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> No, sillyjohnsson, you and justice are the two
> cheering on Texass (not an accident.) You belong
> with them. I'm perfectly happy where I live and in
> this country. It's you far right wing nutjobs who
> "want your country back." Go ahead...rebuild your
> country in Texass. Have a blast. None of you will
> be missed.
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> By the way...you do realize that by saying nothing
> about me calling you sillyjohnsson and just answering
> to it...you fessed up to being johnsson in disguise?
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Keep an eye out for his new account name.
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Sep 3, 2009 6:09 PM
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Don't worry Bartman911, you still have a little before you have to pack your bags.
No, sillyjohnsson, you and justice are the two cheering on Texass (not an accident.) You belong with them. I'm perfectly happy where I live and in this country. It's you far right wing nutjobs who "want your country back." Go ahead...rebuild your country in Texass. Have a blast. None of you will be missed.
By the way...you do realize that by saying nothing about me calling you sillyjohnsson and just answering to it...you fessed up to being johnsson in disguise?
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 4:13 PM
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> > Damn! IT sounds like she has an offensively
> large va
> > jay jay!!
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> And, if she's a conservative, we call it the "Right
> Wing echo chamber."
Gives a whole new meaning to bats in the belfry! Helloooooo, helllooooooooo
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Sep 3, 2009 4:10 PM
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> Damn! IT sounds like she has an offensively large va
> jay jay!!
And, if she's a conservative, we call it the "Right Wing echo chamber."
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 4:05 PM
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> > OMG thats too funny! Her club was her dildo!
> > LOLOLOL
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> But what's really funny is when she takes it to the
> mall and locks the steering wheel with it.
Damn! IT sounds like she has an offensively large va jay jay!!
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 4:01 PM
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> OMG thats too funny! Her club was her dildo!
> LOLOLOL
But what's really funny is when she takes it to the mall and locks the steering wheel with it.
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 3:51 PM
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> Lara,
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> You have to understand, socially many texans aren't
> far past the caveman stage. Hence their politicians.
> The classic caveman approach is to hit your potential
> mate over the head with a club and have your way with
> them while they are still dazed. I am just fortunate
> that her biggest club was also her vibrator and that
> I didn't stay dazed for long. 
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> Edited by JaredP at 09/03/2009 12:50 PM PDT
OMG thats too funny! Her club was her dildo! LOLOLOL
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 3:48 PM
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Lara,
You have to understand, socially many texans aren't far past the caveman stage. Hence their politicians. The classic caveman approach is to hit your potential mate over the head with a club and have your way with them while they are still dazed. I am just fortunate that her biggest club was also her vibrator and that I didn't stay dazed for long.
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 3:41 PM
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> > See a woman would only show a man her
> > > dildo if she wanted him to do something
> with
> > her. But
> > > still I wouldn't throw it at a guy. LOL
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> > Spoken like a true lady, Miss Manners.
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> > Edited by editor2 at 09/03/2009 10:40 AM PDT
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> LOL Ok, I have to ask... What would a well-mannered
> presentation be? Placed on a platter with a bow and
> given with a curtsy and much fluttering of the
> lashes?
Well if I showed it to my lover, it would be in the dark or candle light. Not in the day thrown upside his head. LOLOLOL
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 3:40 PM
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> See a woman would only show a man her
> > dildo if she wanted him to do something with
> her. But
> > still I wouldn't throw it at a guy. LOL
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> Spoken like a true lady, Miss Manners.
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> Edited by editor2 at 09/03/2009 10:40 AM PDT
Why thank you Ed!
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Re: Texas and Uncivil War
Sep 3, 2009 3:38 PM
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Too bad Ann Landers and Dear Abby are no more.
> What would a well-mannered presentation be?
> Placed on a platter with a bow and given with a
> curtsy and much fluttering of the lashes?
This is more of a Dr. Ruth question. But, as a man who's been tasked, more than once, with going into the supermarket and buying tampons, or pads and been given very specific instructions as to the exact brand, size, scent, etc... (God help you if you get it wrong) I'm pretty sure how the typical, normal woman would've handled it...
She would've handed her husband a shoebox, in that shoebox, wrapped in tissue paper would be the defective "Black Max Bi-Directional Articulated Four Footer with Heat and Cyclo-massage" and she would tell him: "See if you can get this fixed."
That's how she would've handled it.
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