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For the Second Season:
*No matter how devastated you are over your wife's death, infidelity and bastard child, never, ever, ever curse your kids.
*No actors, prostitutes or unclean tradesmen at the funerals of important statesmen.
*Severed heads can soothe and calm depressed sons of Dis.
*If you want to show up everyone else at the party, go for the gold peacock feather dress.
*Don't eat the root-vegetable stew.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 20, 2007 4:46 PM
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Some men are doomed to love one wicked harpie after another.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 20, 2007 2:27 AM
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> > > Dog tasts like pork if you cook it right. (I've
> > lost
> > > my appetite.)
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> > > --Tutan
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> > Hell the local people here (Colorful folk that
> they
> > are) eat Possom. Now *that's* nasty.
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> Ugh, nasty creatures, and greasy meat. 
I've seen possoms crawl up out of a dead cow's stomach. Nasty doesn't even come close Salus! I'd freakin starve first.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 20, 2007 2:25 AM
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> > Dog tasts like pork if you cook it right. (I've
> lost
> > my appetite.)
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> > --Tutan
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> Hell the local people here (Colorful folk that they
> are) eat Possom. Now *that's* nasty.
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Ugh, nasty creatures, and greasy meat.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 20, 2007 2:23 AM
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> Dog tasts like pork if you cook it right. (I've lost
> my appetite.)
> --Tutan
Hell the local people here (Colorful folk that they are) eat Possom. Now *that's* nasty.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 20, 2007 12:17 AM
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Dog tasts like pork if you cook it right. (I've lost my appetite.)
Also, when making long sea voyages to see estranged lovers: Call first.
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Edited by Tutan at 03/19/2007 9:23 PM
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 11:59 PM
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> that Roman men dancing with symbols is a vile Nilotic
> rite.
I think that's cymbals.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 10:24 PM
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that Roman men dancing with symbols is a vile Nilotic rite.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 4:16 PM
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> that it is ok to keep a some one in a cage in your
> home if it keeps u loyal
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> good girls r made of suger and spice
> MY GIRLS r made of tequlia and ice
> i taught your boyfriend that thing u like smooch
and keep that cage locked.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 3:56 PM
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that it is ok to keep a some one in a cage in your home if it keeps u loyal
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good girls r made of suger and spice
MY GIRLS r made of tequlia and ice
i taught your boyfriend that thing u like smooch
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 2:30 PM
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> Eggs are sordid.
But birds are ok. As seen in the previous episode when she bit the head off of the stuffed songbird with such ease. Funny that the writers threw in the bird thing like that!
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 2:15 PM
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'Trifecta' is Latin for "bangin' new girlfriend while old girlfriend waits with daughter who is also wife."
"Well it's Antony innit? They've always loved him, and he's always loved to be loved."
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 12:41 PM
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When your husband-to-be confesses he needs to beat you on occasion for his sexual pleasure you can be reasonably confident that he too won’t be adverse to the occasional beating and sexual asphyxiation.
In asphyxiating your husband be sure you are on top and apply pressure accordingly with your forearm.
Know that after kinky sex is a good time to catch your husband off guard and get him to really open up about matters of importance.
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 12:36 PM
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When slowly dieing in agony from a knife wound to the stomach, you can be sure to speed the relief of death by an aptly timed confession.
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"British women! Now there's savage cunny. You have to hunt them down like deer, but once you have ’em under you, they're as slack as your best Narbo whore." Titus Pullo
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Re: Everything I know I learned from ROME
Mar 19, 2007 9:45 AM
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Varus.......I love it! Keep them coming.
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