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Got SPAM? Wanna share it? I created a folder for announcements so other threads can stay SPAM free hopefully. Wanna Save the Whales? Find bin Laden? Support the IRA? This is a good place to share.  -- ...After all, isn't sanity just a one-trick pony? All you get is one thing: rational thought. But when you're good and crazy, whoo boy, the sky's the limit! Just remember: Gravity is a harsh mistress ;o)
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 Agreed, Atia.
> COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
This one got me in particular!
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Thank you Alki! I needed that laugh.
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he heard rich chickens didn't have to pay higher taxes there, my friends.
SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken... What is your definition of crossing?
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain... alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
AND...
TITUSPULLO: The hens on this side were on strike.
CHERYLP: Because it had no desire to become a Fricassea di Pollastri or Pollo alla Pizzaiola.
ARETZIOS: You say the chicken crossed the road but I can't believe that until you give me documentary evidence, not to mention justify its importance in the overall historical picture.
CAESAR: For the good of the republic.
LYDE: Because it was blind.
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> Rest in peace, Levi Stubbs.
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> And make a joyful, soulful noise in heaven.
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> --
> Now...let's have some fun.
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> I am resolved to renounce embarrassment in favor of
> enjoyment -- and a certain elevation of the spirits
> which is occasioned by witnessing the human body
> liberated from its earthly shackles.
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> Raptus regaliter
> Leg LXIX
Let us add to that Edie Adams. I think Ernie has been waiting for her for a very long time. Thank you for being a helluva gal.
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Rest in peace, Levi Stubbs.
And make a joyful, soulful noise in heaven.
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Now...let's have some fun.
I am resolved to renounce embarrassment in favor of enjoyment -- and a certain elevation of the spirits which is occasioned by witnessing the human body liberated from its earthly shackles.
Raptus regaliter
Leg LXIX
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bumping
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> > Thanks, Kaylee, I really enjoyed that. I think
> that
> > was State Street in Santa Barbara? I have never
> seen
> > them there, but don't get up there too often.
> > Our very own Cocknocker of this Rome board, the
> big
> > brute, lies down on the floor and one of the
> cats
> > seems to have taken to lying down next to him.
> He
> > must be close to ten times her weight.
> > FYI on Cockie: He stills finds dead thnigs to
> roll
> > around in on the beach and his current favorite
> toy
> > is a stuffed tiger. His Mum put him on a diet
> > recently which he does not like.
> >
>
> Glad you and Wicky like the vid.
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> Pat give Cockknocker a hug for me. That's one
> gorgeous hunka black dog you got there. My blue
> beasts on a diet too. He feels Cockie's pain.
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> Cum Feris Fera
I will give Cockie a hug for you, Kaylee. Hey, I mentioned the vid to Cockie's Mum and she has seen that guy on State Street with the 3 animals.
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> Thanks, Kaylee, I really enjoyed that. I think that
> was State Street in Santa Barbara? I have never seen
> them there, but don't get up there too often.
> Our very own Cocknocker of this Rome board, the big
> brute, lies down on the floor and one of the cats
> seems to have taken to lying down next to him. He
> must be close to ten times her weight.
> FYI on Cockie: He stills finds dead thnigs to roll
> around in on the beach and his current favorite toy
> is a stuffed tiger. His Mum put him on a diet
> recently which he does not like.
>
Glad you and Wicky like the vid.
Pat give Cockknocker a hug for me. That's one gorgeous hunka black dog you got there. My blue beasts on a diet too. He feels Cockie's pain.
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> > This one's for all you Roman
> animals...errr...> >
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85yrIgA4Nk" target="_blank">animal
> > lovers
> >
> > --
> > Cum Feris Fera
>
> Thanks, Kaylee, I really enjoyed that. I think that
> was State Street in Santa Barbara? I have never seen
> them there, but don't get up there too often.
> Our very own Cocknocker of this Rome board, the big
> brute, lies down on the floor and one of the cats
> seems to have taken to lying down next to him. He
> must be close to ten times her weight.
> FYI on Cockie: He stills finds dead thnigs to roll
> around in on the beach and his current favorite toy
> is a stuffed tiger. His Mum put him on a diet
> recently which he does not like.
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> Edited by PatricianPat at 08/18/2008 6:58 PM PDT
That was lovely!
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> This one's for all you Roman animals...errr...animal
> lovers
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> --
> Cum Feris Fera
Thanks, Kaylee, I really enjoyed that. I think that was State Street in Santa Barbara? I have never seen them there, but don't get up there too often.
Our very own Cocknocker of this Rome board, the big brute, lies down on the floor and one of the cats seems to have taken to lying down next to him. He must be close to ten times her weight.
FYI on Cockie: He stills finds dead thnigs to roll around in on the beach and his current favorite toy is a stuffed tiger. His Mum put him on a diet recently which he does not like.
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This one's for all you Roman animals...errr...animal lovers
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Did anybody recently see EARTH: THE BIOGRAPHY on the National Geographic Channell ?
I thought it was quite good and the Scottish host was rather cute.
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> > I recently purchased and viewed I' Claudius in
> its
> > entirety on DVD - it was fabulous. Sian
> Phillips is
> > an awesome actress.
> >
> > Also, if anybody has seen The Birdcage (based on
> the
> > Broadway musical La Cage Foilles) with Robin
> Williams
> > and Nathan Lane - well I saw it last night and
> > thought it was great. Robin Williams'
> understated
> > performance was quite good.
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> Yes, I have seen both movies and I wholeheartedly
> agree!! Did you see Robin's newest film..Man of the
> Year, very poignant and funny at the same time..goood
Hi MOB,
No, I did not see Man of the Year but will try to. Thanks for the suggestion. Yes, Robin Williams was quite good in The Birdcage - I enjoyed it very much.
Sincerely, ltnjmy
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> I recently purchased and viewed I' Claudius in its
> entirety on DVD - it was fabulous. Sian Phillips is
> an awesome actress.
>
> Also, if anybody has seen The Birdcage (based on the
> Broadway musical La Cage Foilles) with Robin Williams
> and Nathan Lane - well I saw it last night and
> thought it was great. Robin Williams' understated
> performance was quite good.
Yes, I have seen both movies and I wholeheartedly agree!! Did you see Robin's newest film..Man of the Year, very poignant and funny at the same time..goood watch!!
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and
Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter
said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the b ody. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bubba.'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them
two assholes.'
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