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my new house, dammit. And they made it bigger'n pompy's.
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Jul 24, 2008 8:42 PM
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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
"Huge Success."
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science;
We do what we must,
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done,
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now -
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of BETA.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD, I got burned -
Think of all the things we learned -
for the people who are
still alive.
(Go ahead and leave me...)
(I think I'd prefer to stay inside...)
(Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?)
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!
Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me; still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done,
on the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.
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Jul 6, 2008 7:39 PM
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> "Baby got Butt" Sir Mixalot..
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> I like big butts and I can not lie
> You other brothers can't deny
> That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
> And a round thing in your face
> You get sprung
> Wanna pull up tough
> Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
> Deep in the jeans she's wearing
> I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
> Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
> And take your picture
> My homeboys tried to warn me
> But that butt you got
> Make Me so horney
> Ooh, rump of smooth skin
> You say you wanna get in my benz
> Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
>
> --
> MOB
Hi MOB!  whatareya trying to tell us?
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Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM
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"Baby got Butt" Sir Mixalot..
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
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MOB
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Jun 30, 2008 11:02 PM
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Rule #7. No if's, and's or but's. Butts or okay, as long is it's a biscuit butt. A butt is a biscuit butt if it's curvy, petite and tight. Big biscuit butts are optional.
I, I, um, where am I? Oh.
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I like butts.
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Jun 8, 2008 11:33 PM
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he probably kidnapped Iulus and has him tied up at the Mansion...
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MOB
Womman is mannes joye and al his blis.'
Chaucer
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Jun 7, 2008 3:17 PM
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Damnit Withers where are you????? Don't make me sic CC on your awol arse!
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Cum Feris Fera
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Apr 8, 2008 8:11 PM
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.
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I am death, the destroyer of worlds
MUWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Don't just dream your Evil, be Evil.
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Mar 14, 2008 11:13 PM
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> > Ceezr! Are you out there? Please tell them I'm
> not
> > Epoch!
> > 
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> Don't worry, Withers! I'll tell 'em!
>
>
> Attention all:
>
> OMW is not Epoch.
> I know this for a fact.
> Epoch is of the dark side.
> He is jealous of OMW's mansion.
> Withers had taken me up to his attic.
> I came, I saw, I know.
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> Thank you.
>
> --
> *drops off a pizza for everyone on my way out*
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> --
> --
> love Caesar; do bad things with him©
Much obliged. Toga mascarade? tomorrow night..... SCBG..... 
*grabs slice of pizza....*
yummy. Pizza. I like......
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Mar 14, 2008 11:26 AM
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> Ceezr! Are you out there? Please tell them I'm not
> Epoch!
>
Don't worry, Withers! I'll tell 'em!
Attention all:
OMW is not Epoch.
I know this for a fact.
Epoch is of the dark side.
He is jealous of OMW's mansion.
Withers had taken me up to his attic.
I came, I saw, I know.
Thank you.
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*drops off a pizza for everyone on my way out*
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love Caesar; do bad things with him©
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Mar 14, 2008 11:23 AM
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There's no way OldManWithers is Epoch. OMW is funny.
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Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.
-Mahatma Gandhi
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Mar 14, 2008 6:49 AM
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This is EpochiusTheVth speaking. OMW is not me. I don't know who OMW is. Magi is a bald face liar.
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The #1 thread on the RT board, Again.
Hillary is the Anti-Christ.
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