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One of mine: "It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?" - Carrie Share yours here!  -- ********* Host_Ginna HBO Forums Host
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Jun 2, 2008 12:07 PM
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> I am Laughing out loud!
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> also, I think I already posted it but it is so funny
> you can laugh again...
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> I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to
> women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in
> public without it.
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> - Carrie
LOLOL a great Carrie-ism! One of my favorites! 
You know, going through all these great lines just shows how brilliant the writers were on the show. Just brilliant and clever!
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I am Laughing out loud!
also, I think I already posted it but it is so funny you can laugh again...
I'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women. It's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
- Carrie
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LMAO all great ones, nyoricn!
Thought this one was pretty funny, from season 1:
Charlotte: So, which church does his mother go to?
Carrie: Park Avenue Presbyterian.
Charlotte: Good church! It's one of the best on the east side!
Carrie: What, are you rating churches? Is there a Zagat guide for that?
Miranda: Four stars. Great bread; disappointing wine selection.
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Samantha: What am I supposed to say? "Hi, this is my lesbian lover. And p.s.: I'm done with dick"?
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Charlotte: I don't think she's a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
Samantha: I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!
Samantha: I paid good money expecting to be eaten out. (regarding her male masseuse who had sex with previous clients)
Charlotte: He raped my face. I'm never seeing him again.
Carrie: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Miranda: I can't tonight I have Chlamydia. 
Miranda: I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem.
Charlotte: Oh my God! Vagina weights!
Samantha: Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
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It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!
- Carrie
It would be childish of us to deny that our lives weren't changing. But for this night, none of us were going anywhere. That's the thing about really good friends and a really great Manhattan. -Carrie
The most important thing in life is your family. There are days you love them, and others you don't. But, in the end, they're the people you always come home to. Sometimes it's the family you're born into and sometimes it's the one you make for yourself.
- Carrie
We have more - go> https://www.partybluprints.com/Articles.asp?ID=139
Actually Samatha always has the best ones!
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One of faves...when Carrie and Aidan move in together and are dealing with all his crap lying around her apartment...arguing she stands in the bathroom as he holds a box of his crap...and she asks him..."What are you some of crazy bag man?!?" So damn funny!
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KTJames
I think it is from Valley of the 20 something guys. Season 1 episode 4???
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Aidan
"Is this all because I suggested getting Maui'd?
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Pinpat.. I think the line is " Hello, I live here" saw it last night. WOW
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Hello fellow SATC fans!! Can I just tell you how excited I am to see the movie tomorrow. Well I have a question I need help with. Its driving me insane that I can't figure it out. Does anyone know what season and episode. Carrie walks past Big and his at the cafe and she helps him with the word hinge. The she walks away and says damn that would have been cool if I hadn't looked back....PLEASE help its driving me insane I can't figure it out!!!
ThANK YOU!!!
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A line that sticks out in the movie is when Carrie is looking for apartments in Manhattan and she finds "real estate heaven"...she turns round to the person showing her around and says "Oh hello...this is my house". Not funny in words but to hear was hilarious....
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I think the most inspiring line by Carrie was when she talked about the "past as an anchor" at the end of the Fleet Week episode? Does anyone know the exact words of that quote?
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> Miranda - If he goes up your butt will he respect you
> more or respect you less? Thats the Issue.
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> Cabby: No Smoking in Cab
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> Carrie: Sir we are talking up the butt! A cigarette
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> Samantha: Front back, who cares? A hole is a hole.
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> Miranda: can i quote you?
LMAO that one always cracks me up! "A hole is a hole"!! lololol 
Here is another Samantha one I like:
Samantha: I need a new gynecologist. Do you like yours?
Miranda: Not right now, no.
Samantha: Well, at least she's a woman. I tried to go to a man, but it was just too strange. Having a guy spend all that time down there and then you leave, without an orgasm and a bill!
GYN visits are so frustrating for our girl! LOL
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Miranda - If he goes up your butt will he respect you more or respect you less? Thats the Issue.
Cabby: No Smoking in Cab
Carrie: Sir we are talking up the butt! A cigarette is an order!!
Samantha: Front back, who cares? A hole is a hole.
Miranda: can i quote you?
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A real good Carrie-ism:
What if Prince Charming had never showed up? Would Snow White have slept in that glass coffin forever? Or would she have eventually woken up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a health-care package, and a baby from her local neighbourhood sperm bank? I couldn't help but wonder: inside every confident, driven single woman, is there a fragile princess just waiting to be saved?
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