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"Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?" - Miranda
Share your favorite Miranda lines!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Jul 7, 2008 11:38 AM
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Remembering Miranda's many standout lines, I realized that I think she was the most versatile actress in the series.
Over the course of episodes she had the most changes of personality, from high-powered attorney to low self- esteem. From making fun of a boyfriend to being very tender and thoughtful.
She had lots of facial expressions and used her hands to great advantage. And she delivered a lot of the funniest lines.
I just think she's an excellent actress
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Jul 7, 2008 7:33 AM
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i can't remember exactly what she said but when miranda left a voicemail to steve and she was reading it off the bit of paper - that was so funny
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Jun 3, 2008 6:57 PM
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I have a lazy egg, and he has only one testicle, in what sick and twisted world does that create a kid?????
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Jun 3, 2008 8:51 AM
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Miranda: I didn't tell Walker I was pregnant.
Carrie: Miranda!
Miranda: It didn't come up! If Walker had said to me, "Have you given birth recently?", I would have said, "Well, first of all, define recently
I'm dating skid-marks guy. When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, there's a problem.
I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman: "I'm sorry, Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. Ever."
Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep.
Dr. Robert Leeds: Do you sing to him?
Miranda: Only if he's been bad.
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I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Jun 3, 2008 8:38 AM
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''Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic''
Charlotte: ''we're having trey's sprem tested''
Miranda: ''Is it not doing well in school?
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I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
May 16, 2008 10:12 PM
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BAD. THis is BAD. It's like "lawn in a bowl".
Miranda, after tasting the summer vegetable soup at the restaurant "Raw" where Smith worked.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 29, 2008 10:49 PM
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Miranda: Sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate - if not preferrable - to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? No thank you.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 28, 2008 8:08 PM
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Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 28, 2008 12:33 PM
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He got scared? ... When I get scared, I hide under the covers, not between somebody's legs.
Why do we get stuck with old maid and spinster and men get to be bachelors and playboys?
And one of my biggest Miranda faves:
No, he's not sick. He's not hungry, he's not teething, he just wants to scream. I'm doing everything I can but I can't please him. If he was 35 this is when we would break up.
LOLOLOL love it! 
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 22, 2008 10:33 PM
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Miranda: Wow a guy that doesn't want to get married. Film at eleven.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 22, 2008 10:25 PM
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> "He has one ball and I have a lazy ovary. In what
> twisted world does that make a baby? It's like the
> special olympics of conception" - Miranda
LOLOLOLOL!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 22, 2008 6:24 PM
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"How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts."
I love that one -- it's soooo Miranda!!!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 21, 2008 8:09 PM
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Miranda: After years of odd men, God is throwing me a bone.
Carrie: And possibly a boner as well.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 21, 2008 12:10 PM
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"It's like sex for the boneless." Miranda
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Miranda Lines
Apr 18, 2008 10:47 PM
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"How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts."
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