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"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore; if it's bad, you just had sex with an ex." - Samantha
Share your favorite Samantha line!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Oct 6, 2008 12:04 AM
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Or this one:
"They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckingstein."
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Oct 5, 2008 11:34 PM
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"He can't just randomly go down on one person and not on another. I paid good money and expect to be eaten out!"
I love her!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Aug 26, 2008 6:42 AM
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One of my 'best of'' Samantha's is while in the yoga class asks a mate:
''wanna fuck?''
-he cant hear to her so replies, out loud
WANNA FUCK????
The way she says so, always makes me laugh
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Aug 3, 2008 9:53 PM
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> In season 2 when she "fell in love", "James's dick
> looks like a gherkin".
> TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
ROFL that line kills me too! She always got the best lines, don't you think? 
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jul 29, 2008 7:52 PM
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In season 2 when she "fell in love", "James's dick looks like a gherkin".
TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jul 28, 2008 12:42 PM
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> samantha; "nobody wants to fuck grandma's pussy!"
> carrie; "oh my god! we are at a child birthday
> party!"
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> after sam find a grey pubic hair
ROFL she kills me! 
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jul 7, 2008 7:38 AM
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samantha; "nobody wants to fuck grandma's pussy!"
carrie; "oh my god! we are at a child birthday party!"
after sam find a grey pubic hair
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 19, 2008 8:10 PM
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> "I am dating a guy with the funkiest spunk"
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I love this one!! LOL
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 16, 2008 12:32 PM
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"I am dating a guy with the funkiest spunk"
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 16, 2008 12:19 PM
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From the Movie!
The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 3, 2008 8:42 AM
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''Vagina weights? Honey, my vagina waits for no man''
''Ladies...Im a lesbian!'
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I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 28, 2008 8:22 PM
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"You'll burn your clit off" Samantha
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Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 28, 2008 8:16 PM
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when she's in the store with the different massagers, and she's taking hers back because it stopped working.. and she's telling the women in the store:
"oh that one you have to mount, that one burns, even through ski pants"
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 27, 2008 7:26 PM
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When miranda is sorting out bradys baby bag and pulls out steves condoms and brady picks them up and puts them in his mouth
'oh honey relax i have those in my mouth all the time'
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Charlotte: we have a teabag situation
Samantha: i understand completly ...breath through you nose
Charotte looks horrified
Samantha: When ur sucking his balls!!
haha cracks me up lol
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 18, 2008 3:25 AM
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"I'm a tri-sexual. I'll try anything once."
"Who's the farmer with the delts?"
"Me, James, and his tiny penis. We're one big happy family."
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