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"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore; if it's bad, you just had sex with an ex." - Samantha
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 19, 2008 8:10 PM
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> "I am dating a guy with the funkiest spunk"
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I love this one!! LOL 
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 16, 2008 12:32 PM
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"I am dating a guy with the funkiest spunk"
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 16, 2008 12:19 PM
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From the Movie!
The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Jun 3, 2008 8:42 AM
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''Vagina weights? Honey, my vagina waits for no man''
''Ladies...Im a lesbian!'
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I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 28, 2008 8:22 PM
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"You'll burn your clit off" Samantha
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Take me back to a south Tallahassee
Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 28, 2008 8:16 PM
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when she's in the store with the different massagers, and she's taking hers back because it stopped working.. and she's telling the women in the store:
"oh that one you have to mount, that one burns, even through ski pants"
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 27, 2008 7:26 PM
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When miranda is sorting out bradys baby bag and pulls out steves condoms and brady picks them up and puts them in his mouth
'oh honey relax i have those in my mouth all the time'
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Charlotte: we have a teabag situation
Samantha: i understand completly ...breath through you nose
Charotte looks horrified
Samantha: When ur sucking his balls!!
haha cracks me up lol
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 18, 2008 3:25 AM
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"I'm a tri-sexual. I'll try anything once."
"Who's the farmer with the delts?"
"Me, James, and his tiny penis. We're one big happy family."
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
May 16, 2008 10:24 PM
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"I'm officially out of men to f***. I've either got to get married, or move!"
Putting up pictures of Richard that say CHEATER..LIAR..."This man said he loved me, then I caught him eating another woman's *****". Chandra Wilson, as female officer..."Carry on ma'am." (LOVE her in Grey's anatomy now!)
"You have meant more to me than any man I"ve ever known." after Smith told her he loved her.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Apr 28, 2008 8:12 PM
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Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to #### him, so he ###### everyone.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Apr 28, 2008 12:19 PM
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My *fave* Samantha lines?? Oh, where to begin?!
I love the stock market. A room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.
He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand!
It's red! ... I'm Bozo the bush! (ROFLMAO)
Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Normal is the halfway point between what you want and what you can get.
Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
I love Samantha!
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Apr 21, 2008 8:04 PM
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Samantha: Drinking with three blondes! I guess that's a regular day for you.
Hugh Hefner: A slow one, yes.
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Re: Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Apr 18, 2008 10:50 PM
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"You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back."
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Sling Back: Favorite Samatha Lines
Apr 18, 2008 11:16 AM
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"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good, you don't have it anymore; if it's bad, you just had sex with an ex." - Samantha
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