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Jul 29, 2005 12:37 AM
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ROF!!! Mcsquared - GOOD ONE!!!! 
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Jul 29, 2005 12:28 AM
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there once was a fellow named nate
who made his pregnant wife wait
said "this wasn't planned"
then proceeded to land
on his ass, in a very dead state.
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Jul 29, 2005 12:26 AM
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DAMN. I'm not reading this thread anymore cos around page 1313 ? someone started to write a spoiler, which I realized just in time, so I didn't read it. Whew. I hate the assholes that pull that shit here and ruin it for everyone.
Anyway... so I'm jumping to this page just to vent.
Here goes.
OH MY GOD I HATE THE FERRET SO MUCH! I hated her from day one but here is the thing that REALLY put me over the edge: About 2 episodes back (I think) when she said to Nate on the phone "Promise me you'll never lie to me, and I promise the same." (Yes I'm paraphrasing, I'm sure someone very anal will come along and correct me word for word, go for it.) So Nate told her the truth. Then she got all sniffley and ferretty, and he said "Are you okay?" And (OH GOD I HATE HER) she said (sniffle/whine): "Yes I'm fine." BIG FAT LIE after she just promised NOT TO LIE! That whiny mousy PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LITTLE FERRET! I HATE HER!
That's all I wanted to say. Thank you and good night. 
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Jul 28, 2005 11:59 PM
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> Good one.
>
> People believe in NOTHING!
Did I make you mad or sad?
I hope not. Just fooling around.
Have a cookie ===>
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Jul 28, 2005 11:57 PM
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nate's narm on his right
maggie's new quaker convert
hit floor like pancake
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Jul 28, 2005 11:52 PM
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nancy u r not alone i have lost faith in this show
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Jul 28, 2005 11:50 PM
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> to the tune of the brady bunch
>
> Here's a story
> of a lovely lady
> who was bringing up
> a very lovely girl
>
> Her hair was dark
> but the girl's was yellow
> and we all wondered why
> she was so mellow
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> Here's a story
> of a girl named maggie
> who was maybe
> living in her car
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> She was a quaker
> and not a baker
> did she even have a job
> though not a car?
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> but then one day Nate
> offered a ride to the meeting
> and we got to see
> her screw his brains out
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> now the four of them
> make a lovely family
> in the screwed up world
> of Alan Ball
>
> the word named narm,
> the word named narm,
> that's the way
> we learned the name narm
Good one.
People believe in NOTHING!
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Jul 28, 2005 11:49 PM
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c'mon, everybody: "NARM!!!"
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Jul 28, 2005 11:49 PM
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To the tune of Beverly Hillbillies
Well let me tell ya' a story
about a man named Nate
Working for the dead
seemed to be the man's fate
Met a gal one day
after gettin' off the plane
After screwin' in the closet
things would never be the same
(Now that's the beginning folks)
Well the first thing you know
Ol' Nates everywhere
Sexin and producing
like rabbit not a bear
Maggie brought death
its long black arm
Made ol Nate shout
My Narm, My Narm...
downright...
(banjo twang)
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Jul 28, 2005 11:46 PM
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to the tune of the brady bunch
Here's a story
of a lovely lady
who was bringing up
a very lovely girl
Her hair was dark
but the girl's was yellow
and we all wondered why
she was so mellow
Here's a story
of a girl named maggie
who was maybe
living in her car
She was a quaker
and not a baker
did she even have a job
though not a car?
but then one day Nate
offered a ride to the meeting
and we got to see
her screw his brains out
now the four of them
make a lovely family
in the screwed up world
of Alan Ball
the word named narm,
the word named narm,
that's the way
we learned the name narm
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Jul 28, 2005 11:40 PM
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the spoiler is gone
our thoughts can wander freely
goodbye beast spoiler
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Jul 28, 2005 11:09 PM
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> dy... they're popping out haikus like pros!
No kidding! You guys have all put me to shame... 
Hi coach8. :D Sorry for the late response.
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Jul 28, 2005 11:07 PM
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> I better go or my fellow will feel
> neglected.......
Adios, glad you got the hang of it.
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"All we have is this moment, right here, right now. The future is just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today. So, be here now."
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Jul 28, 2005 11:05 PM
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I better go or my fellow will feel neglected.......
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Jul 28, 2005 11:04 PM
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It must still be happy hour on the W. coast....
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