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Where all drinks are on the house...
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Sep 11, 2009 9:23 AM
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to all the bingers here from ny/nj area that went thru the hell that was 9/11 8 years ago today.....you are all in my thoughts.
God Bless.
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Sep 11, 2009 8:47 AM
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> Tough for those survived, certainly.
Absolutely, and for those who saw it happen. I just can't imagine the horror.
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Sep 11, 2009 8:23 AM
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Toasts to the victims, their families and friends, the heroes that died trying to render aid and the brethren that now suffer as a result of the recovery efforts.
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Sep 11, 2009 8:18 AM
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Tough for those survived, certainly.
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Sep 11, 2009 8:16 AM
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So sad  What an awful day
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Sep 10, 2009 9:43 PM
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For your entertainment pleasure:
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=3
Really like the woman with the GFY hat. Where'd she get that? I want one.
You can look at other pages as well. It's really scary to see that many of these people are from Florida.
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Sep 10, 2009 5:19 PM
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A man says to his wife tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time
his wife replies you have a bigger cock than your brother!
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Sep 10, 2009 5:15 PM
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An elderly man is on his death bed although he can feel the end is near, he smells a lovely aroma and realises his loving wife of 60 years is baking his favourite cakes, he finds the strength to drag his knackered body to the kitchen, as his frail withered hand reaches up to the table, he suddenly feel the whack of a wooden spoon as his wife barks FUCK OFF THEY ARE FOR THE FUNERAL!!
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Sep 10, 2009 4:52 PM
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> Wonder if that will be in the National plan?
Only the politicians will get the nurse in their gov health insurance plan.
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Sep 10, 2009 6:55 AM
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Wonder if that will be in the National plan?
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Sep 9, 2009 12:17 PM
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HOSPITAL TOUR
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better insurance.'
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Sep 8, 2009 8:43 PM
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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's
opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lit cigar in one
hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the fuck do you think?"
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Aug 19, 2009 11:19 PM
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> > Aw Candy!
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> Just got home...make it a case!
Where did you have to take her?
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Aug 19, 2009 8:45 PM
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> Aw Candy!
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> Pass.the.bottle.
Just got home...make it a case!
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