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"I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake?"- Tony Soprano
What are some of your favorites?
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> > **-damn, i miss the wire...sopranos too...
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> That's the main reason I'm watching "The Wire"
> sparingly. Once they're gone, they're gone. 
**-there's always ON DEMAND (comcast). i'm watching the sopranos season 5 now. i like dexter too. it also has intricate writing like the wire/ the sopranos...
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> Carlo:
> Root canal, they got me on Oxycodone. My whole
> fuckin' head is numb.
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> Tony:
> Well that answers some questions.
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> All In The Family
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> Archie:
> My sinuses are killing me. They're clogging up my
> whole head.
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> Mike:
> Well that explains everything.
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> Edited by Dashiel at 11/06/2009 8:23 PM PST
**-all in the family was extremely funny! classic example of excellent comedic writing.
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Carlo:
Root canal, they got me on Oxycodone. My whole fuckin' head is numb.
Tony:
Well that answers some questions.
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All In The Family
Archie:
My sinuses are killing me. They're clogging up my whole head.
Mike:
Well that explains everything.
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Edited by Dashiel at 11/06/2009 8:23 PM PST
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"Put the candle back"
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Jr. Gets Hit With A Boom
Alison Pak [reporting]:
John, I'm here at the Federal Courthouse where reputed mob boss Corado Soprano just fell nine, no, seven steps.
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All In The Family - "Archie Sees A Mugging"
Archie:
I know what you're here for, and I didn't see nuthin'.
Police Officer:
Well, can I come in? I'd like to ask you a few questions anyway.
Archie:
All right. If you wanna, c'mon. But I'll tell ya upfront that I wasn't...uh...what you would call... uh...a withness to that there event.
Edith:
That's right, Officer. Archie said he didn't see no mugging. He didn't see nothing. Except a big, bulletproof Cadillac from the Mafia.
http:/<wbr />/<wbr />www.<wbr />youtube.<wbr />com/<wbr />watch?<wbr />v=<wbr />UOIBKz8Cr7k
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Edited by Dashiel at 10/30/2009 10:04 PM PDT
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Little Paulie:
Ralph told this funny fuckin' joke though at umm..at Albert's party. He goes, "Ginny Sack had a ninety five pound mole surgically taken off her ass."
Paulie:
He said that?
Little Paulie:
Yeah...
Paulie:
And you think its funny?
Little Paulie:
Uh...it's some bad taste...huh?
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Armageddon
Karl:
Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
Dan:
Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
Karl:
I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
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> > Tony:
> > Everybody gets the blues. There's a
> Half-A-Billion
> > dollars devoted to it.
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> > A.J.:
> > Depression?
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> > Tony:
> > The music industry!!
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> AJ say's "What? Prozac?"
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> Tony's response is what's classic. "The music
> industry. You know, Tears On My Pillow,
> Mona Lisa"
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> Like AJ could possibly know what the fuck he's
> talking about.
> That's some good parenting, right there.
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Thanks, Heavy. I was going by memory there. The episode (Walk Like A Man) aired Sunday.
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> Tony:
> Everybody gets the blues. There's a Half-A-Billion
> dollars devoted to it.
> A.J.:
> Depression?
> Tony:
> The music industry!!
AJ say's "What? Prozac?"
Tony's response is what's classic. "The music industry. You know, Tears On My Pillow, Mona Lisa"
Like AJ could possibly know what the fuck he's talking about.
That's some good parenting, right there.
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> **-damn, i miss the wire...sopranos too...
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That's the main reason I'm watching "The Wire" sparingly. Once they're gone, they're gone.
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Tony:
Everybody gets the blues. There's a Half-A-Billion dollars devoted to it.
A.J.:
Depression?
Tony:
The music industry!!
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THE BLUES BROTHERS
Murph:
Tell me a little about this electric piano, Ray.
Ray:
Ah, you have a good eye, my man. That's the best in the city Chicago.
Jake:
How much?
Ray:
Two thousand bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free.
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> Tony:
> Jesus Christ, you did it! you cooked that fuckin'
> horse alive!!!
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> Ralph:
> No, I did not! But so what?!
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> Tony:
> So what?!
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> Ralph:
> It was a fuckin' animal! A hundred grand a piece.
> My kid's in the fuckin' hospital! I don't hear you
> u complainin' when I bring you a nice fat envelope.
> You don't give a shit where that comes from! Don't
> t give me that look. It was a fuckin' horse! What
> are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by
> the fuckin' carload.
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> State's Attny:
> The FBI and the U.S. Attorney's office are not here
> todo the job your police department can't. Don't
> blame us for your ineffectiveness.
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> Mayor (re: Attny):
> Baltimore is knee deep in blood. Unless this guy can
> hang a Democratic Legislator, he couldn't give a
> damn.
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> State's Attny:
> ... And to protect that legislator who happens to be
> one of the most corrupt extortion artists in the
> state, you'll burn every bridge.
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> Mayor:
> You think I give a shit about Clay Davis? I'm not
> protecting him.
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> State's Attny:
> Then give him up.
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> Mayor:
> It's Bond's call. Talk to him.
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> State's Attny:
> I HAVE!
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> Mayor:
> ... And he told your Republican ass to go fuck
> itself, huh? Well, let me Double Down on that.
**-damn, i miss the wire...sopranos too...
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Just a test post '`? please ignore
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Tony:
Alright, lemme hear it.
Jimmy:
Rusty Irish.
Tony:
What about him?
Larry Boy:
He took a header off the falls.
Raymond:
That's the closest that junkie fuck ever got to a bath.
Larry Boy:
Yeah, well I got news for you. That junkie fuck was my biggest earner. During the football season, he moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing, a certain friend of ours should've checked with me before he did a favor for the old man Capri.
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My Cousin Vinny
Stan:
You know you could ask questions, right, Vin? You could have gotten the case thrown out and we wouldn't have to go to trial.
Vinny:
Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.
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Tony:
Jesus Christ, you did it! you cooked that fuckin' horse alive!!!
Ralph:
No, I did not! But so what?!
Tony:
So what?!
Ralph:
It was a fuckin' animal! A hundred grand a piece. My kid's in the fuckin' hospital! I don't hear you complainin' when I bring you a nice fat envelope. You don't give a shit where that comes from! Don't give me that look. It was a fuckin' horse! What are you, a vegetarian? You eat beef and sausage by the fuckin' carload.
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State's Attny:
The FBI and the U.S. Attorney's office are not here todo the job your police department can't. Don't blame us for your ineffectiveness.
Mayor (re: Attny):
Baltimore is knee deep in blood. Unless this guy can hang a Democratic Legislator, he couldn't give a damn.
State's Attny:
... And to protect that legislator who happens to be one of the most corrupt extortion artists in the state, you'll burn every bridge.
Mayor:
You think I give a shit about Clay Davis? I'm not protecting him.
State's Attny:
Then give him up.
Mayor:
It's Bond's call. Talk to him.
State's Attny:
I HAVE!
Mayor:
... And he told your Republican ass to go fuck itself, huh? Well, let me Double Down on that.
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