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"I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake?"- Tony Soprano

What are some of your favorites?
Last Post Dec 2, 2009 9:52 AM by: PIANOWIRED
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Re: Favorite Lines

Mar 30, 2008 12:02 AM
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Paulie Walnuts: (refering to meeting Don Vittorio, "A Serious Man")

Ton', you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to Fuck it.
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Re: Favorite Lines

Mar 29, 2008 12:57 PM
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Tony:

There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.
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Mar 29, 2008 11:32 AM
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Chris:

Ya know what I think? I think ya don't come here fer the sandwiches. I think ya come cuz ya miss us. Hey, I can't blame ya - that job ya got now, it must be depressing. How goes the war on terror, anyway?...I heard Fieldcrest reported a truckload o' towels missin'.

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Mar 28, 2008 8:28 PM
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Tony: Vito, you did tell the police you didn't know who did this, right?

Vito: Please. I may be distressed, but I know how to keep my mouth shut

Ralph Cifaretto: Unless there's a big tuna sandwich around!
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The Daily Sopranotation

Mar 28, 2008 9:39 AM
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Tony (to Melfi, at his first session back, after his coma):

So lemme ask you now - is there any chance of a mercy fuck?

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Re: Favorite Lines

Mar 27, 2008 10:16 PM
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>
> That was classic. And also Zellman's "I met her
> once. Now there was a proud Newarker..." :^O


Great one. I don't know how I overlooked that one.


(Junior just told Tony he had a mentally handicapped uncle)

Tony: I remember my mother and my father arguing about? something, I don?t know. I remember her talking about my father?s feeble-minded brother, but I thought she meant you !!!
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Mar 27, 2008 1:21 PM
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> Also from "Proshai, Livushka"
>
> Hesh Rabkin (responding to Janice's request to honor
> Livia):
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> "I... I guess what struck me most was she didn't
> mince words."
>
> (Pause).
>
> "Between Brain and Mouth, there was no Interlocutor."


That was classic. And also Zellman's "I met her once. Now there was a proud Newarker..."
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Mar 27, 2008 12:48 PM
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Also from "Proshai, Livushka"

Hesh Rabkin (responding to Janice's request to honor Livia):

"I... I guess what struck me most was she didn't mince words."

(Pause).

"Between Brain and Mouth, there was no Interlocutor."
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The Daily Sopranotation

Mar 27, 2008 9:21 AM
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Chrissie:

Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.

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Mar 26, 2008 11:35 PM
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A nice Tribute to "The Godfather".

Sopranos: Season 3, Episode 28. "Proshai, Livushka"

Cozzerelli (Funeral Director, referring to Livia): Mr. Soprano, Janice, Barb, Please. Accept my condolences. I'll use all my Powers, all my Skills.

Tony: Alright, don't go crazy. I mean, Y'know.
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The Daily Sopranotation

Mar 26, 2008 8:46 AM
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Jackie Jr.:

Edgar Allan Poe - good writer, what a fuckin' nut job. (The) guy smoked opium and married his cousin. He was from the Bronx. (Do) you believe that?

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Mar 25, 2008 2:48 PM
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Dr. Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?

Tony: Are you kidding? I don?t let anyone wag their finger in my FACE.
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Mar 25, 2008 8:46 AM
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(back atchya, Dash)

AJ:

You need to familiarize yourself with hybrid cars, Meadow. It's important. This is the conversation of the future.

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Re: Favorite Lines

Mar 24, 2008 1:57 PM
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Supervince, that was a Good One :^O

Tony: Uncle Junior and I, we had our problems with the Business. But I never should have razzed him about eating pussy. This whole war could have been averted. Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

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Edited by Dashiel at 03/24/2008 11:00 AM PDT
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The Daily Sopranotation

Mar 24, 2008 8:46 AM
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Chris:

(Did) ya ever think what a coincidence it is (that) Lou Gehrig died o' Lou Gehrig's Disease?

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