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"I come here to get cheered up. You think that's a mistake?"- Tony Soprano

What are some of your favorites?
Last Post Nov 17, 2009 8:48 AM by: lennon123
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Re: Favorite Lines

Aug 13, 2007 2:14 AM
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Tony, speaking to Richie in season 2: "I'm the mother-fuckin' fuckin' one that's calling the shots around here right now"
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Re: Favorite Lines

Aug 10, 2007 11:38 AM
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etta said:
> Thank all of you for these posts. When I need a good
> laugh, I always come to this thread. To me, that is
> what set the show apart.......it was just so damned
> funny!!!


I agree, thanks for the posts........ I love this place.
M&G
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Re: Favorite Lines

Aug 7, 2007 6:07 PM
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Paulie:

Fuck that fuckin’ parakeet. I got a relationship with Tony Albert’ll never have, no matter how far he sticks his tongue up Tony’s ass.

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Re: Favorite Lines

Jul 27, 2007 11:36 AM
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RICHIE: Well, look at this lineup! Heeyyy, Johnny Sack! Must be free toll at the tunnel! How can you make a dime off of this stonewaller?!
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Jul 24, 2007 4:11 PM
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Tony:

This is gonna sound stupid but I saw, at one point, that our mothers are..the bus drivers..They are the bus. See, they’re the vehicle that gets us here. They drop us off and go on their way. They continue on their journey and the problem is that we keep tryin’ ta get back on the bus instead o’ just lettin’ it go.

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Jul 19, 2007 11:20 AM
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Uncle Junior:

I don’t know whether ta chill the champagne or shit in my pants.

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Re: Favorite Lines

Jul 12, 2007 10:59 AM
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Ray Curto:

Ya know what's a fuckin' goldmine? Those Harry Potter books.

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Jul 7, 2007 4:14 PM
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Silvio and Paulie want Richie to build a ramp for Beansy. His reply: "I'll build a ramp up to your a-- and run a Lionel up there..."
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Re: Favorite Lines

Jul 2, 2007 8:54 PM
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> Timeless classic from the best ever episode 'Pine
> Barrens'.
> Paulie mistakenly hears Tony say that the Russian was
> an Interior Decorator, and that he killed 18
> Czechoslovakians. Chrissy says "And his house looked
> like shit".


That is my all time favorite too!!!

Thank all of you for these posts. When I need a good laugh, I always come to this thread. To me, that is what set the show apart.......it was just so damned funny!!!
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Re: Favorite Lines

Jul 1, 2007 10:01 AM
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Timeless classic from the best ever episode 'Pine Barrens'.
Paulie mistakenly hears Tony say that the Russian was an Interior Decorator, and that he killed 18 Czechoslovakians. Chrissy says "And his house looked like shit".
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Re: Favorite Lines

Jun 30, 2007 1:58 AM
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Allie Boy:

I wouldn’t piss on this Ralph if he was on fire. But ta whack the guy over a horse – how fucked up izzat?

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Re: Favorite Lines

Jun 30, 2007 12:13 AM
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> adriana: you were saying she had a nice ass!
> christopher: i was just trying to say something
> positive cause she's your friend!
>
> hahahahahahahaha


That was gonna be mine too.

Hillarious.
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Re: Favorite Lines

Jun 29, 2007 2:53 PM
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Episode when Paulie and Chris...kill the waiter.
1st: (Guy is laid out on the floor.) Paule says: Chrissy? He's fucked up!
2nd: Paulie takes the money and Chris says: that's my money Paulie! (while running into their cars)

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Bobby: The parker brothers put a lot of time into these rules and we should respect them.

Janice: F##K the parker bros.
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Jun 29, 2007 11:54 AM
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Livia:

I wasn’t always perfect but I always tried to do the best I could. I know you didn’t, any of ya, like when I tried to tell ya what to do. Babies are like animals. They’re no different from dogs. Somebody has ta teach right from wrong. But I was yer mother. Who else was gonna do it? If you ask me, I did a pretty damn good job. That palace you live in, up there on that hill - huh. I gave my life to my children on a silver platter. I s'pose now yer not gonna kiss me…You're cruel. That’s what you are.

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Re: Favorite Lines

Jun 29, 2007 4:11 AM
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adriana: you were saying she had a nice ass!
christopher: i was just trying to say something positive cause she's your friend!

hahahahahahahaha
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