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let us count the ways....
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Aug 27, 2007 12:33 PM
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> > > oh, how do you like your car??
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> > Over easy
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> I thought it was scrambled…..Or in dinner-talk…”wreck
> ‘em”
Reminds me of my favorite come back:
Man in bar: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman in Bar: Unfertilzed.
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Aug 27, 2007 12:33 PM
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> > > > > calm down, marissa cooper
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> > > > He's back!
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> > > the drive to reach my anal capacity last night
> was
> > pure
> > > torture....i wanna move my bowels so damn
> bad....
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> > > --
> > > "An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your
> still
> > on
> > > my mind.."
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> > I think you need counseling, Winona.
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> Vereeee nice Mack.
thank ye.
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Aug 27, 2007 12:32 PM
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> > oh, how do you like your car??
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> Over easy
I thought it was scrambled…..Or in dinner-talk…”wreck ‘em”
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Aug 27, 2007 12:32 PM
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> > > > calm down, marissa cooper
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> > > He's back!
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> > the drive to reach my anal capacity last night was
> pure
> > torture....i wanna move my bowels so damn bad....
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> > --
> > "An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your still
> on
> > my mind.."
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> I think you need counseling, Winona.
Vereeee nice Mack.
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Aug 27, 2007 12:30 PM
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> > > calm down, marissa cooper
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> > He's back!
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> the drive to reach my anal capacity last night was pure
> torture....i wanna move my bowels so damn bad....
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> --
> "An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your still on
> my mind.."
I think you need counseling, Winona.
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Aug 27, 2007 12:26 PM
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> > oh, how do you like your car??
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> Over easy
Bite your tongue.
Biggest problem with having a new car is I am freakign over the way everyone else drives even MORE SO than I used to lol
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Aug 27, 2007 12:12 PM
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> oh, how do you like your car??
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> "An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your still on
> my mind.."
LOVE it! Just realized how long its been since I had a new car - I was gonna get one about 4 years ago then had J so put it off...then was gonna do it and dad got sick and we wanted to be sure we had money in case he needed it for care etc......etc etc etc
I have already "Yankified" it ......Iggles license paltes on front and back etc,
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Aug 27, 2007 12:11 PM
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> oh, how do you like your car??
Over easy
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Aug 27, 2007 12:11 PM
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> > Mornin'! Welcome Back Nerds.....glad to see you
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> > the boy had a fantastic time!
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> Thanks goom~ Anything new with you? No new broken
> bones or grand children?
Nope...all is pretty calm here....but hub's brother apparently got into some kind of trouble....
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If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!
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Aug 27, 2007 12:10 PM
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oh, how do you like your car??
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"An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your still on my mind.."
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Aug 27, 2007 12:09 PM
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> Mornin'! Welcome Back Nerds.....glad to see you and
> the boy had a fantastic time!
Thanks goom~ Anything new with you? No new broken bones or grand children?
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Aug 27, 2007 12:08 PM
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> > CAn't say I have........maybe Hey will give me his
> > girth with a peach up my ass.
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> you need to calm down....
lol
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Aug 27, 2007 12:07 PM
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> > > >
> > > > I finger my Firery Innards where i've peed
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> > > HA pc Been tied to a Phonebooth lately ??????
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> > CAn't say I have........maybe Hey will give me his
> > girth with a peach up my ass.
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> you need to calm down....
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Impossible. I got my new car AND I leave for vacation in 12 days
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Aug 27, 2007 12:05 PM
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> > > >
> > > > I finger my Firery Innards where i've peed
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> > > HA pc Been tied to a Phonebooth lately ??????
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> > CAn't say I have........maybe Hey will give me his
> > girth with a peach up my ass.
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> you need to calm down....
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If you can't be a good example - then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!
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Aug 27, 2007 12:03 PM
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> > >
> > > I finger my Firery Innards where i've peed
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> > HA pc Been tied to a Phonebooth lately ??????
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> CAn't say I have........maybe Hey will give me his
> girth with a peach up my ass.
you need to calm down....
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"An empty bottle...a broken heart..and your still on my mind.."
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