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As there is no longer a main community thread to discuss the HBO series, "The Sopranos" - and since HBO is now reairing the series episodes - this thread serves as a communal place to discuss our beloved series, "The Sopranos," and all that that entrails....lol.
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 10:56 AM
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> > Happy f***in Friday, Lara!
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> F***in Friday?
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> Is that like humping Wednesday?
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> Morning Lara...AD
Well...sure, why not? 
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May 9, 2008 10:51 AM
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> > Happy f***in Friday, Lara!
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> F***in Friday?
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> Is that like humping Wednesday?
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> Morning Lara...AD
now try to stay calm rd, I know you hear Hump Day and you get excited!! lol
TGIFF X 1000!!!!!
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 10:42 AM
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> Happy f***in Friday, Lara!
F***in Friday?
Is that like humping Wednesday?
Morning Lara...AD
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 10:41 AM
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Happy f***in Friday, Lara!
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 10:40 AM
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morning AD and RD!
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 10:38 AM
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stop reposting the same lines
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 8:25 AM
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> > PiaZ - you're on the Lost thread.
> >
> > I didn't watch it 
> >
> > Perhaps over the weekend.
>
> I had it on in the background, paying little
> attention to it.
>
> Benjamin sounded whiny, "Waaa, poor me, I'm the
> chosen one."
>
> I'll catch it online tomorrow.
>
> More flashbacks with Locke, (looked interesting)
Look forward to seeing it.
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May 9, 2008 3:05 AM
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>Jeez, you didn't have to get there all at once! : )
thats another way of him telling you to stop
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 3:04 AM
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> Let me help, ITM...lol.
>
> Feech "Know what the biggest change is for me? Broads
> shavin' their bushes. I went over to Silvio's, it's
> like the Girl Scouts in there."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "What, you trying to prove your independence?
> This ain't little house on the fucking prairie? Those
> things are dangerous."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "What, did you go straight from the joint to
> Earl Sheib? Look at that tan! "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Jack "So they go through labor, big deal. Try a
> prostate exam."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Bobby B. "He was a great man. My cousin says it was
> Carmine who invented point shaving."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Tony B. "I got my Associate's Degree already, took me
> five years, and now like only six months more for my
> massage license."
>
> Tony "So you wanna run a massage parlor."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Adrianna "So, it was the sled, huh? He shoulda told
> somebody."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Tony B. "So what do I find at the Pork store? A bunch
> of guys beating the meat."
> ______________________________________________________
> ________
>
> Tony B. "You let that dry before you put on the
> second coat? Grandpa Munster over here."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Tony "I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late.
> Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want."
>
> Silvio "So what's the difference? "
>
> Tony "I don't know. It's a mind-set."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Bobby B. "I'm happy to do it. It's just that 40
> minutes I spend at Rite Aids getting some stool
> softener that was on sale."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
> Tony "What I was thinking was a tri-umber-thing. Like
> Caesar."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Sal "What did I ever do to this guy?"
>
> Paulie "They release these fucks from the can.
> Obviously, he wasn't reabullated."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Johnny "What's this, the fucking U.N. now?"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Free spirit Janice! Rebel without a cause!
> While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be
> a good son, while you're off dropping acid and
> blowing roadies! "
>
> Bobby B. "Roadies?"
>
> Tony "Oh, you don't want to know!"
> ________________________________________________
>
> Tony "To tell you the truth, me and my uncle don't
> talk much anymore."
>
> Doctor "I'm sorry to hear that."
>
> Tony "Don't be, he's a hostile prick."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "You want more responsibility? Start by
> controlling your wife."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "This is the same Wegler? From last year? The
> riccion with the Billy Budds?"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> AJ "(excited)I might be learning disabled! "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Tony "Meadow was sharper, but I remember the same
> thing with her. It's like watching an angel fall.
> They're perfect and then they become like us."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
> Ginsberg "Great tax loophole, those SUVs. Told all my
> clients, write it off on your business."
>
> David Lee Roth "I used to be able to write off
> condoms."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____________
>
> Adrianna "Oh, if you think I'm gonna blow this guy
> for your sick purposes, you are sadly mistaken."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "What do you got to be stressed about? That
> bar?"
>
> Adrianna "War, Christopher? The Middle East?"
>
> Chris "You don't listen to the president? We're gonna
> mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world. The whole
> world's gonna be under our control. So what are you
> worked up about? "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Adrianna "I've been having trouble with my stomach.
> That's why I'm drinkin' White Russians."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> FBI agent "Jesus Christ! She's a good looking woman.
> And she wants to f*#$ Barney Rubble?"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "She's a knockout. A ten. And look at you,
> you're average at best. So you better reconcile
> yourself with that, or you're going to be paranoid
> your whole life."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
> Tony B. "Look, you got someplace, maybe we could
> talk."
>
> ER doctor "Listen, it's 3a.m. and I just finished a
> 17 hour shift..."
>
> Tony B. "Any gunshot wounds, broken kneecaps?"
>
> ER doctor "Are you a physician? "
>
> Tony B. "No, I'm a pre-board certified massage
> therapist."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> AJ "She doesn't know the difference between fruit
> roll-ups and Pop Tarts."
>
> Tony "I know, everybody's an idiot to you."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "There are other things to think about. My
> husband, for one."
>
> Wegler "Well your husband's going to have to get used
> to the fact that your life is moving on."
>
> Carmela "I'm not worried about my life."
> ______________________________________________________
> ___
>
> Carmela "Funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. He
> sort of reminded me of you."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up
> your ass."
>
> AJ "You see? Now, that's abuse. I know what my rights
> are. I can call Social Services, and they'll send a
> case worker."
>
> Tony "Go ahead, he'll get the other shoe."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "I will not tolerate cursing."
>
> AJ "After sixteen years of uninterrupted potty mouth
> from you people, I get slammed? "
> ______________________________________________________
>
>
> Paulie "Vito! Where the f#$% is my Tupperware?"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "Honestly? The story is very slow. I think he
> could have said what happens with a lot less words. "
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Wegler "I have to tell you. I haven't been with
> anyone."
>
> Carmela "You're a virgin? This is my lucky night."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Gassed? My father told me they took him to a
> farm."
>
> Bobby B. "That's what they always say. That same farm
> must have about 17 billion dogs on it. Dog shit to
> the rafters. "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Junior "Five hours they let me out for these
> funerals. I gotta spend it bein maudlin? "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Fran "She was a handsome woman, your mother. Not
> sexy, exactly, but statuesque."
> ______________________________________________________
> ___
> JT "Hi, my name is JT, I'm an alcoholic and an
> addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes
> me a douchebag."
>
> Chris "I seen Dick Wolfe at Rao's one night. Guy had
> his own limo."
>
> Chris "With that 'Law & Order' money? Guy could have
> his own battleship."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "I did not want to fuck my mother! You should
> have seen her in that house dress with that hairnet.
> The conversation would be over in two seconds."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Fran "It's one for the road, honey. And this looks
> like road to me."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
> Hesh "Not too busy to call me at 2 am to hear your
> problems. "
>
> Tony "One time, that happened! My therapist was on
> vacation."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Johnny "Philly, he's a boss. "
>
> Phil "Jersey? Come on."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
> Johnny "Phil treats nickels like manhole covers,
> believe me I know."
>
> Hugh "When we were kids in the Navy, he had such a
> bad case of crabs, we used to call him the governor
> of Maryland."
>
> Tony "A doctor in the house, huh? That's good because
> somebody usually goes down at these things. "
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "You know my father would love to have you
> there. He's crazy about your sausages."
> ______________________________________________________
> __
>
> Johnny "Fuckin little Carmine. Givin away washers."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Bobby B. "It's a surprise party, Jun."
>
> Junior "What are we, children? Anyway at our age it's
> enough surprise we're still alive every morning."
>
> Junior "I'd love to be at your jubilee, but the
> Federal government says I can't leave the house, and
> my family keeps me sedated."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony B. "To think. When I got out of the joint, I
> thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "She of the five page Christmas card...'and
> then on Flag Day, Grandpa Russ shook hands with
> Andrew Cuomo...what an honor.' BFD."
>
> Hugh "When we were kids in the Navy, he had such a
> bad case of crabs, we used to call him the governor
> of Maryland."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "A doctor in the house, huh? That's good because
> somebody usually goes down at these things."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Meadow "Casa Carmela? He's looking at maximum
> security summer."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that."
>
> Angelo "The fact is though, we pissed on a bee's
> nest."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Silvio "His brains are splattered all over the seat."
>
>
> Paulie "Joey peeps? Couldn't have been too much to
> clean up."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Turns out somebody got a look at the guy who
> did Joe Peeps. All they got so far is he's got a bad
> limp."
>
> Tony B. "Huh. Long John Silver maybe."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "I had high hopes when you got out. Guy like
> you. Brains. Balls. If you'd fucking be straight with
> me I could use all that."
>
> Tony B. "Put me in, coach."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Vito "Soon as the Jersey tomatoes are in season, you
> can't keep these New York guys away."
>
> Phil "Fuck the tomatoes I'll take the scarole."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "I can multi-task, Adriana, I'm not a fucking
> retard.?
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Janice "That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Bobby B. "Sandy? Sandy? What does she do? She tells
> you you were picked on by your father and asks you to
> read her screenplays. I think there's anger
> specialists"
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "I worshipped these guys, especially Tony
> Soprano. When he was by himself, he used to push me
> on my Big Wheel, teach me curse words. When he was by
> himself.?
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Dr. Seepman "Janice, you're angry. What are your
> actual physical sensations right now?"
>
> Janice "I'd like to punch you in the face."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony B. "They used to call me Ichabod Crain"
>
> Chris "Who"
>
> Tony B. "Some very sorry people, that's who."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "In the old days, the ones that came over, that
> started this thing, they didn't get mad. They just
> smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later.
> That's the whole beautiful point. You know what they
> say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "For inner city kids like me, this was
> important."
>
> Tony B. "Inner city? You lived next to the largest
> shopping mall in New Jersey."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony B. "When he first heard the term pie in the sky,
> he volunteered for the 82nd airborne."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Him? No way. He's in recovery."
>
> Chris "Well if you recover your fucking balls, give
> us a call."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Paulie "These things happen, T. That's why I don't
> like to talk politics."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Valentina "You know, you're getting a divorce and I
> see you less than before."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Angelo "He's in architectural salvage"
>
> Charlie "Old fixtures, windows, toilets."
>
> Tony B. "Like Sanford and Son?"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Angelo "That's the way Little Carmine and Rusty are
> doing things over there now. I'm sorry. But Rusty, I
> think he bangs his wife in installments."
>
> Tony B. "This guy was my old man and my rabbi and my
> priest all rolled into one. And even though I don't
> miss one day of it, the parts with this fireplug were
> the best."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Something bad is going to happen."
>
> Annette B. "I don't want my husband coming out of
> there with just his c*%# in his hand."
>
> Artie "She likes it when you rub her muzzle."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Coach M. "What do you got there? A bigger dingus than
> God gave you."
>
> Tony "Well, my family was different from other kids'
> families."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam."
>
> Carmela "Well I didn't marry a cartoon"
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Silvio "Don't get me wrong. I always liked your
> cousin. But whackin' Philly's brother was a major
> poke in the ass."
>
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "Where the fuck you been?"
>
> Chris "Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a
> last chance power drive."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "Anything on Tony B.?"
>
> Silvio "Nah, he's still on the milk carton."
> ______________________________________________________
> __
>
> Chris "There she is. My smelly valentine."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "That's the guy Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy
> I'm going to hell for. "
> ______________________________________________________
> _
>
> Tony "It's a Hermies. It's supposed to be the best."
>
>
> Tony "To the people I love. Nothing else matters."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Chris "They gotta take out her colon, give her a
> semicolon."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Phil Leotardo "We're from Alcoholics anonymous."
>
> Joanne Moltisanti "What's your names?"
>
> Phil Leotardo "Well, we're anonymous."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Carmela "Poverty is a great motivator."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Larry Boy Barese "What can we say about this guy. The
> ancient Romans had a word for it: Asshole!"
>
> Tony "Larry? What are the fuck you doin' here. I
> thought you were under house arrest."
>
> Larry Boy Barese "Fuck them. I ever see that prison
> doctor, God forbid, I'm gonna say, "Hey fuckstick,
> they ever show you these in medical school? They're
> called balls.?
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Tony "But we are a family. And even in this fucked up
> age that means something. So we are going to deal
> with this like a family."
>
> Silvio "I've been your consigliere for a lot of
> years."
>
> Tony "Don't go through a fucking preamble, just tell
> me what's on your mind."
>
> Silvio "I've known you since you were a kid. Tone.
> Frankly, you got a problem with authority."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Eugene Pontecorvo "What do I want to do about it? I
> want him to give us the ok to drive over to Brooklyn
> and clean some fucking timepieces over there."
> ______________________________________________________
> ____
>
> Johnny Sack "These guys, want to be boss, huh?"
>
> Tony "If they only knew."
>
Jeez, you didn't have to get there all at once! : )
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 2:56 AM
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> PiaZ - you're on the Lost thread.
>
> I didn't watch it
>
> Perhaps over the weekend.
I had it on in the background, paying little attention to it.
Benjamin sounded whiny, "Waaa, poor me, I'm the chosen one."
I'll catch it online tomorrow.
More flashbacks with Locke, (looked interesting)
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Let me help, ITM...lol.
Feech "Know what the biggest change is for me? Broads shavin' their bushes. I went over to Silvio's, it's like the Girl Scouts in there."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "What, you trying to prove your independence? This ain't little house on the fucking prairie? Those things are dangerous."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "What, did you go straight from the joint to Earl Sheib? Look at that tan! "
__________________________________________________________________
Jack "So they go through labor, big deal. Try a prostate exam."
__________________________________________________________________
Bobby B. "He was a great man. My cousin says it was Carmine who invented point shaving."
__________________________________________________________________
Tony B. "I got my Associate's Degree already, took me five years, and now like only six months more for my massage license."
Tony "So you wanna run a massage parlor."
__________________________________________________________________
Adrianna "So, it was the sled, huh? He shoulda told somebody."
__________________________________________________________________
Tony B. "So what do I find at the Pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat."
______________________________________________________________
Tony B. "You let that dry before you put on the second coat? Grandpa Munster over here."
__________________________________________________________________
Tony "I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want."
Silvio "So what's the difference? "
Tony "I don't know. It's a mind-set."
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Bobby B. "I'm happy to do it. It's just that 40 minutes I spend at Rite Aids getting some stool softener that was on sale."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "What I was thinking was a tri-umber-thing. Like Caesar."
__________________________________________________________
Sal "What did I ever do to this guy?"
Paulie "They release these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't reabullated."
__________________________________________________________
Johnny "What's this, the fucking U.N. now?"
__________________________________________________________
Tony "Free spirit Janice! Rebel without a cause! While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son, while you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies! "
Bobby B. "Roadies?"
Tony "Oh, you don't want to know!"
________________________________________________
Tony "To tell you the truth, me and my uncle don't talk much anymore."
Doctor "I'm sorry to hear that."
Tony "Don't be, he's a hostile prick."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "You want more responsibility? Start by controlling your wife."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "This is the same Wegler? From last year? The riccion with the Billy Budds?"
__________________________________________________________________
AJ "(excited)I might be learning disabled! "
__________________________________________________________________
Tony "Meadow was sharper, but I remember the same thing with her. It's like watching an angel fall. They're perfect and then they become like us."
__________________________________________________________________
Ginsberg "Great tax loophole, those SUVs. Told all my clients, write it off on your business."
David Lee Roth "I used to be able to write off condoms."
__________________________________________________________________
Adrianna "Oh, if you think I'm gonna blow this guy for your sick purposes, you are sadly mistaken."
__________________________________________________________
Chris "What do you got to be stressed about? That bar?"
Adrianna "War, Christopher? The Middle East?"
Chris "You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world. The whole world's gonna be under our control. So what are you worked up about? "
__________________________________________________________
Adrianna "I've been having trouble with my stomach. That's why I'm drinkin' White Russians."
__________________________________________________________
FBI agent "Jesus Christ! She's a good looking woman. And she wants to f*#$ Barney Rubble?"
__________________________________________________________
Tony "She's a knockout. A ten. And look at you, you're average at best. So you better reconcile yourself with that, or you're going to be paranoid your whole life."
__________________________________________________________
Tony B. "Look, you got someplace, maybe we could talk."
ER doctor "Listen, it's 3a.m. and I just finished a 17 hour shift..."
Tony B. "Any gunshot wounds, broken kneecaps?"
ER doctor "Are you a physician? "
Tony B. "No, I'm a pre-board certified massage therapist."
__________________________________________________________
AJ "She doesn't know the difference between fruit roll-ups and Pop Tarts."
Tony "I know, everybody's an idiot to you."
__________________________________________________________
Carmela "There are other things to think about. My husband, for one."
Wegler "Well your husband's going to have to get used to the fact that your life is moving on."
Carmela "I'm not worried about my life."
_________________________________________________________
Carmela "Funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. He sort of reminded me of you."
__________________________________________________________
Tony "Violence? You're lucky I didn't put my shoe up your ass."
AJ "You see? Now, that's abuse. I know what my rights are. I can call Social Services, and they'll send a case worker."
Tony "Go ahead, he'll get the other shoe."
__________________________________________________________
Carmela "I will not tolerate cursing."
AJ "After sixteen years of uninterrupted potty mouth from you people, I get slammed? "
______________________________________________________
Paulie "Vito! Where the f#$% is my Tupperware?"
__________________________________________________________
Carmela "Honestly? The story is very slow. I think he could have said what happens with a lot less words. "
__________________________________________________________
Wegler "I have to tell you. I haven't been with anyone."
Carmela "You're a virgin? This is my lucky night."
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Tony "Gassed? My father told me they took him to a farm."
Bobby B. "That's what they always say. That same farm must have about 17 billion dogs on it. Dog shit to the rafters. "
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Junior "Five hours they let me out for these funerals. I gotta spend it bein maudlin? "
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Fran "She was a handsome woman, your mother. Not sexy, exactly, but statuesque."
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JT "Hi, my name is JT, I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag."
Chris "I seen Dick Wolfe at Rao's one night. Guy had his own limo."
Chris "With that 'Law & Order' money? Guy could have his own battleship."
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Tony "I did not want to fuck my mother! You should have seen her in that house dress with that hairnet. The conversation would be over in two seconds."
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Fran "It's one for the road, honey. And this looks like road to me."
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Hesh "Not too busy to call me at 2 am to hear your problems. "
Tony "One time, that happened! My therapist was on vacation."
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Johnny "Philly, he's a boss. "
Phil "Jersey? Come on."
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Johnny "Phil treats nickels like manhole covers, believe me I know."
Hugh "When we were kids in the Navy, he had such a bad case of crabs, we used to call him the governor of Maryland."
Tony "A doctor in the house, huh? That's good because somebody usually goes down at these things. "
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Carmela "You know my father would love to have you there. He's crazy about your sausages."
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Johnny "Fuckin little Carmine. Givin away washers."
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Bobby B. "It's a surprise party, Jun."
Junior "What are we, children? Anyway at our age it's enough surprise we're still alive every morning."
Junior "I'd love to be at your jubilee, but the Federal government says I can't leave the house, and my family keeps me sedated."
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Tony B. "To think. When I got out of the joint, I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts."
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Carmela "She of the five page Christmas card...'and then on Flag Day, Grandpa Russ shook hands with Andrew Cuomo...what an honor.' BFD."
Hugh "When we were kids in the Navy, he had such a bad case of crabs, we used to call him the governor of Maryland."
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Tony "A doctor in the house, huh? That's good because somebody usually goes down at these things."
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Meadow "Casa Carmela? He's looking at maximum security summer."
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Tony "Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that."
Angelo "The fact is though, we pissed on a bee's nest."
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Silvio "His brains are splattered all over the seat."
Paulie "Joey peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up."
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Tony "Turns out somebody got a look at the guy who did Joe Peeps. All they got so far is he's got a bad limp."
Tony B. "Huh. Long John Silver maybe."
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Tony "I had high hopes when you got out. Guy like you. Brains. Balls. If you'd fucking be straight with me I could use all that."
Tony B. "Put me in, coach."
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Vito "Soon as the Jersey tomatoes are in season, you can't keep these New York guys away."
Phil "Fuck the tomatoes I'll take the scarole."
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Chris "I can multi-task, Adriana, I'm not a fucking retard.?
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Janice "That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her."
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Bobby B. "Sandy? Sandy? What does she do? She tells you you were picked on by your father and asks you to read her screenplays. I think there's anger specialists"
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Chris "I worshipped these guys, especially Tony Soprano. When he was by himself, he used to push me on my Big Wheel, teach me curse words. When he was by himself.?
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Dr. Seepman "Janice, you're angry. What are your actual physical sensations right now?"
Janice "I'd like to punch you in the face."
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Tony B. "They used to call me Ichabod Crain"
Chris "Who"
Tony B. "Some very sorry people, that's who."
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Tony "In the old days, the ones that came over, that started this thing, they didn't get mad. They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. That's the whole beautiful point. You know what they say: Revenge is like serving cold cuts."
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Chris "For inner city kids like me, this was important."
Tony B. "Inner city? You lived next to the largest shopping mall in New Jersey."
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Tony B. "When he first heard the term pie in the sky, he volunteered for the 82nd airborne."
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Tony "Him? No way. He's in recovery."
Chris "Well if you recover your fucking balls, give us a call."
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Paulie "These things happen, T. That's why I don't like to talk politics."
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Valentina "You know, you're getting a divorce and I see you less than before."
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Angelo "He's in architectural salvage"
Charlie "Old fixtures, windows, toilets."
Tony B. "Like Sanford and Son?"
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Angelo "That's the way Little Carmine and Rusty are doing things over there now. I'm sorry. But Rusty, I think he bangs his wife in installments."
Tony B. "This guy was my old man and my rabbi and my priest all rolled into one. And even though I don't miss one day of it, the parts with this fireplug were the best."
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Tony "Something bad is going to happen."
Annette B. "I don't want my husband coming out of there with just his c*%# in his hand."
Artie "She likes it when you rub her muzzle."
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Coach M. "What do you got there? A bigger dingus than God gave you."
Tony "Well, my family was different from other kids' families."
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Tony "Like Popeye says, I yam what I yam."
Carmela "Well I didn't marry a cartoon"
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Silvio "Don't get me wrong. I always liked your cousin. But whackin' Philly's brother was a major poke in the ass."
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Tony "Where the fuck you been?"
Chris "Highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive."
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Chris "Anything on Tony B.?"
Silvio "Nah, he's still on the milk carton."
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Chris "There she is. My smelly valentine."
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Chris "That's the guy Adriana. My uncle Tony. The guy I'm going to hell for. "
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Tony "It's a Hermies. It's supposed to be the best."
Tony "To the people I love. Nothing else matters."
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Chris "They gotta take out her colon, give her a semicolon."
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Phil Leotardo "We're from Alcoholics anonymous."
Joanne Moltisanti "What's your names?"
Phil Leotardo "Well, we're anonymous."
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Carmela "Poverty is a great motivator."
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Larry Boy Barese "What can we say about this guy. The ancient Romans had a word for it: Asshole!"
Tony "Larry? What are the fuck you doin' here. I thought you were under house arrest."
Larry Boy Barese "Fuck them. I ever see that prison doctor, God forbid, I'm gonna say, "Hey fuckstick, they ever show you these in medical school? They're called balls.?
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Tony "But we are a family. And even in this fucked up age that means something. So we are going to deal with this like a family."
Silvio "I've been your consigliere for a lot of years."
Tony "Don't go through a fucking preamble, just tell me what's on your mind."
Silvio "I've known you since you were a kid. Tone. Frankly, you got a problem with authority."
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Eugene Pontecorvo "What do I want to do about it? I want him to give us the ok to drive over to Brooklyn and clean some fucking timepieces over there."
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Johnny Sack "These guys, want to be boss, huh?"
Tony "If they only knew."
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 2:52 AM
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PiaZ - you're on the Lost thread.
I didn't watch it
Perhaps over the weekend.
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 2:49 AM
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Sixth Season Sopranos
Tony banging on the wall yelling, hey anybody home overthere.
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Re: "THE SOPRANOS" - REFLECTIONS & MEMORIES THREAD
May 9, 2008 2:48 AM
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Feech (shortly after being released after 20 yrs in prison):
"Know what the biggest change is for me? Broads shavin' their bushes. I went over to Silvio's, it's like the Girl Scouts in there."
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Silvio: "Don't get me wrong, T. I always liked your cousin. But whackin' Philly's brother -- that was a major poke in the ass."
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