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a few french fries short of a happy meal ...
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Re: Super witty, snappy and clever sayings and phrases
May 26, 2008 8:05 PM
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>Hey, congrats to Dudder on her new business enterprise
>She will be marketing a new snack food idea
>It's called FlufferDudder, for those who can't figure out how to make a FlufferNutter
>Kudos!
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May 26, 2008 5:08 PM
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AS JEFF FOXWORTHY SAID, "HAVE YOUR LOVED ONES SPAYED OR NEUTERED!" THAT INCLUDES TROLLS.
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May 26, 2008 5:06 PM
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> HENCE THE REASON 3 OF MY 6 ARE SNIPPED.
well, that's good.
I know a few humans who could stand to be snipped and cut down on the 'stupid' population.
all 3 of my females are fixed. I think they're happier. I know I would be if not for those damn monthly hormonals.
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May 26, 2008 5:03 PM
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HENCE THE REASON 3 OF MY 6 ARE SNIPPED.
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May 26, 2008 4:58 PM
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> BELIEVE ME, THE SOUND OF ME SHOUTING, "SHUT THE HELL
> UP" SEEMS TO BE ALL THE MOOD MUSIC THEY NEED.
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> I ACTUALLY SPEND MORE TIME KEEPING THEM FROM
> BREEDING. THEY WOULD BE PREGGERS CONSTANTLY IF I
> DIDN'T SEPARATE THEM!
they DO have procedures to avoid that, ya know?
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May 26, 2008 4:56 PM
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BELIEVE ME, THE SOUND OF ME SHOUTING, "SHUT THE HELL UP" SEEMS TO BE ALL THE MOOD MUSIC THEY NEED.
I ACTUALLY SPEND MORE TIME KEEPING THEM FROM BREEDING. THEY WOULD BE PREGGERS CONSTANTLY IF I DIDN'T SEPARATE THEM!
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May 26, 2008 4:54 PM
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> I HAVE SIAMESE BUT I DON'T BREED THEM. THEY BREED ALL
> BY THEMSELVES!
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oh come on. you provide the candles and mood music, dontcha?
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May 26, 2008 4:50 PM
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I HAVE SIAMESE BUT I DON'T BREED THEM. THEY BREED ALL BY THEMSELVES!
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May 26, 2008 4:32 PM
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> > > > Goom...nice weekend here and the
> weather as
> > well
> > > 
> > > > Lots of pollen...achoo!
> > > >
> > > > The Mrs and I are now on Season 3 of
> The
> > > Wire...
> > >
> > > Storms here....
> > >
> > > Never watched The Wire...I gotta watch my
> Judge
> > shows
> > > during the day, lol
> >
> > I HATE te commercials they have on daytime tv.
> >
> > They're geared to make you feel like a fuickin
> loser
> > even if you HAVE a job. They're all tech
> schools or
> > personal injury lawyers, like the ONLY jerks
> who
> > watch daytime tv are lazy and unemployed.
> >
> > Pissed me off royally when I was out after my
> car
> > accident.
>
> Don't forget the structured settlement loan
> commercials! That is why I love DVR....I can record
> them and watch them 20 minutes later and no
> commercials.
yeah, those ar fairly new. does anything scream, "I'M A FUCKING LOSER!" like those pissass ads?
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May 26, 2008 4:31 PM
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> > > Goom...nice weekend here and the weather as
> well
> >
> > > Lots of pollen...achoo!
> > >
> > > The Mrs and I are now on Season 3 of The
> > Wire...
> >
> > Storms here....
> >
> > Never watched The Wire...I gotta watch my Judge
> shows
> > during the day, lol
>
> I HATE te commercials they have on daytime tv.
>
> They're geared to make you feel like a fuickin loser
> even if you HAVE a job. They're all tech schools or
> personal injury lawyers, like the ONLY jerks who
> watch daytime tv are lazy and unemployed.
>
> Pissed me off royally when I was out after my car
> accident.
Don't forget the structured settlement loan commercials! That is why I love DVR....I can record them and watch them 20 minutes later and no commercials.
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May 26, 2008 4:31 PM
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Maff what are you breeding?
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May 26, 2008 4:30 PM
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> > Goom...nice weekend here and the weather as well
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> > Lots of pollen...achoo!
> >
> > The Mrs and I are now on Season 3 of The
> Wire...
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> Storms here....
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> Never watched The Wire...I gotta watch my Judge shows
> during the day, lol
I HATE te commercials they have on daytime tv.
They're geared to make you feel like a fuickin loser even if you HAVE a job. They're all tech schools or personal injury lawyers, like the ONLY jerks who watch daytime tv are lazy and unemployed.
Pissed me off royally when I was out after my car accident.
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May 26, 2008 4:30 PM
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Matt talked me into it....I borrowed Season 1 from sis in law and I bought season 2 and 3 last weekend.
Good show...another one that I didn't watch when it was on 
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May 26, 2008 4:26 PM
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I HAD AN "INTERESTING" DAY. OUR VET, WHO DOES HOUSECALLS, CAME TODAY. WE DID ASSEMBLY LINE SHOTS, CHECK UPS, ETC. I HAVE THE SCRATCHED ARM TO PROVE IT.
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May 26, 2008 4:25 PM
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> Goom...nice weekend here and the weather as well
> Lots of pollen...achoo!
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> The Mrs and I are now on Season 3 of The Wire...
Storms here....
Never watched The Wire...I gotta watch my Judge shows during the day, lol
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