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What are some of the funniest lines from the show? What are some of your favorite lines?
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 21, 2009 12:56 AM
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So right you are. but there weren't too many memorable lines from that epi.
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 21, 2009 12:45 AM
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> Not to be racist, but it was funny when Arlene said,
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> "That woman has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
I thought they tried to hard on that line. Could have done better.
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 21, 2009 12:37 AM
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Not to be racist, but it was funny when Arlene said,
"That woman has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 21, 2009 12:33 AM
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Lafayette "I know every man, whether straight, gay, or George mutha" f**king Bush, is terrified of the pussy. "
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 20, 2009 11:36 PM
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Tara's mom saying she has a demon inside of her and that's why she's been such a shitty mom.
Did anybody catch the fact that Eric had foil in his hair to bring out his high lights, while he killed that guy.
When Bill comes home and automatically knows someone is in his house and he goes to the bath and there's Eric in a bubble bath and asks Bill , " I Texted you 4 times." Bill says, " I don't like spelling out the words."
Hoyt telling Arlene he loves her clavicules.
Bill & Sookie Come get me & I can be a 3 some
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 19, 2009 3:38 PM
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Jher490312;
When I heard Jason utter that line I almost choked:
Jason Stackhouse "thinking"
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but if I become your friend I'm
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 19, 2009 1:43 PM
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I loved that look on Bill's face too! So funny!
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 19, 2009 1:42 PM
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Season One:
There were so many but here are a few of mine
Lafayette: "What is it with white people & jello?"
Jason: "Don't try and glimmer me". (to Eddie) (supposed to be glammer).
Season Two:
Jason: "I read the book and it made me um....(pause)...think" Hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing and I laughed so hard I snorted...I said to my house guests: "Did anyone catch that line?"
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 19, 2009 10:09 AM
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Season one- Rene says to the young rude kid:
"Don't look at me, You"
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 17, 2009 9:39 PM
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"Like there's anyone to eat in this bum-fuck town, are we even in a town?" --Jessica
I love how she talks like we would (and I'm almost 40 years old)
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM
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I haven't read all the responses but I loved when Sookie asked Bill if he slept w/ Jessica and Jessica says "eww Old!" so funny!!
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 16, 2009 12:20 PM
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It's already been mentioned... but... who can forget when Maryann says,"Nobody needed towels." *SMACK*
Another one of my favorite lines from last night is Arlene's response to Sookie when Hoyt orders a light beer:
Sookie: Hoyt says his mama wants him to watch his weight.
Arlene: Oh, please, she's the one to talk. That woman's got more chins than a Chinese phone book...
it's sooo funny... I love it..haha.
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 16, 2009 11:59 AM
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Pam to Sookie: Can I see your I.D.?
Sookie: Oh, sure.. How funny? Who would have thought being carded in a Vampire bar?
Pam: I can no longer tell human ages, we must be careful that we serve no minors in any capacity.
Pam (after looking at her I.D.): 25 huh? How sweet it is.
Pam is so funny. lol.
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 15, 2009 7:43 PM
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Billisnumber1
Bill - "We recycle in this house". Great!!!
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Re: Funniest or Greatest TB Lines
Jun 15, 2009 5:52 PM
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Jason to Lafayette:
"Were'nt you listenin to me? I've got gout...of the the D**K!
Lafayette to Tara:
"Sookie dont need all that bad juju cookin."
"bad juju?!"
Way to a man's heart is thru his stomach, that's true as gold...u can smell the fear and nastiness comin off that cornbread."
"Tastes just fine to me."
"See bitch u gonna wish u aint did that...watch."
Sookie to all:
"ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE F**K UP!!"
and my favorite line of all so far, someone already quoted it, but i'll say it again for shits n giggles...
Bill to Pam:
"Tell me, do you enjoy living halfway up his backside the way you do?"
"Yes its nice, you should try it"![]:)](http://boards.hbo.com/images/emoticons/devil.gif)
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