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1. I will not sneak into Sam Merlotte's trailer and wrap a flea collar around his neck while he sleeps.
2. I will not toilet paper the trees in front of Bill Comptons house on Halloween.
3. I will not send Eric Northman a Minnesota Vikings jersey.
4. I will not leave an article on Arlene's doorstep about the dangers of using Red Dye #2.
5. I will not sign Jason up for the Physics Weekly newsletter.
6. I will not tell Tara that her weave is just too painful to look at.
7. I will not throw a firecracker into Terry Bellefleur's pickup.
8. I will not send Sheriff Dearborn a fax with his own picture on it as a wanted poster for cross-dressing.
9. I will not hack into Lafayette's website and redirect it to the Betty Crocker website.
10. I will not sign Pam up for Glamour Shots portfolio.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 23, 2008 2:11 AM
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I guess Tim Gunn doesn't make house calls, 
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 22, 2008 10:36 PM
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I will not buy Sam a doggie sweater, nor will I tie bows in his hair.
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I'm a fair, fragile flower of femininity...and if you don't believe me, I'll rip your face off!
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 22, 2008 10:30 PM
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> Frenchy99:
> Who then????
> Can't think of anyone who's around her age who
> dresses nicely?????? Can you??
Maybe a cameo appearance from Stacy London and Clinton Kelly from "What Not to Wear" -- 
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 22, 2008 10:25 PM
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Frenchy99:
Who then????
Can't think of anyone who's around her age who
dresses nicely?????? Can you??
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Marleneemm~I tell it like I see it,
I'll never lie to you.
What you see is what you get~
but if I become your friend I'm
your friend for LIFE!!
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 21, 2008 6:17 PM
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> Frenchy99:
> Then who would you like to see "dress her~~Who
> would be the person to give her fashion advice????
> Pam??? Arlene??? Tara ?? Jessica?? Nan Flanagan??
> LaFayette~ now that would be interesting????
LOL, good recommendations.
Pam would make her took too matronly, Tara would make her look to dressed down, Jessica, too punk, Nan Flanagan? Um. NO.
Lafayette would make her look way too trashy so I guess my favorite would be Tim Gunn.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 9:27 PM
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> I will not give Jason a cookbook entitled 100 ways to
> serve eggplant
Great one! I will definitely not ever eat a steak at Jason's. Ya never know where it has been...
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 6:30 PM
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Frenchy99:
Then who would you like to see "dress her~~Who
would be the person to give her fashion advice????
Pam??? Arlene??? Tara ?? Jessica?? Nan Flanagan??
LaFayette~ now that would be interesting????
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Marleneemm~I tell it like I see it,
I'll never lie to you.
What you see is what you get~
but if I become your friend I'm
your friend for LIFE!!
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 3:26 PM
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I will not give Jason a cookbook entitled 100 ways to serve eggplant
I will not offer to make Sam a string of garland with milk bones on it to decorate his Christmas tree.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 1:53 PM
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> i haven't thought of what i'm not allowed to do but
> can the wardrobe dept. of TB opt not to buy that 100
> yards of chantilly lace for Sookie's wardrobe next
> season?
Hey I'd just like to see her dressed in something that doesn't look like it came from the pre-teens department in JC Penneys...
She has a great figure and obviously knows how to wear a push-up bra, she should dress more her age, though, some jeans and a nice camisole top would be cute.
On that note:
I will NOT be sending Sookie a gift certificate for JC Penney's for Xmas.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 2:29 AM
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> I feel bad for you!
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> --
> -Singing?-
please...don't.
worry about yourself. there's a lot to worry about.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 2:25 AM
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I feel bad for you!
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-Singing?-
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 1:40 AM
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> Generationf8:
> So you're saying that you wouldn't want to see a
> wedding between Bill & Sookie??????
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> Marleneemm~I tell it like I see it,
> I'll never lie to you.
> What you see is what you get~
> but if I become your friend I'm
> your friend for LIFE!!
oh yeah i definitely would want to see that.
i was just making a lame joke about Sookie's wardrobe.
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 1:35 AM
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Generationf8:
So you're saying that you wouldn't want to see a
wedding between Bill & Sookie??????
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Marleneemm~I tell it like I see it,
I'll never lie to you.
What you see is what you get~
but if I become your friend I'm
your friend for LIFE!!
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 12:36 AM
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i haven't thought of what i'm not allowed to do but can the wardrobe dept. of TB opt not to buy that 100 yards of chantilly lace for Sookie's wardrobe next season?
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Re: 101 things I'm not allowed to do in Bon Temps (or Shreveport either)
Dec 20, 2008 12:34 AM
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I will not fire a cap gun near Terry
I will not go near a possum
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