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You Know You've Watched Too Much 'True Blood' When...(Redux)

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*waves to KatieDorr*

I'm following in Katie's footsteps by bringing back an oldie but goodie. Here's some posts from last year.....

You know you've watched too much True Blood when:

You notice the refrigerator is making the same sound Sookie hears when she tries to read the mind of a Vampire.

You wish you had "Bill" and "Sookie" dolls to play with.

You sleep in a "I have Hep D" t-shirt just to be on the safe side.

You wear all your silver jewelry all the time.

You are planning a True Blood Halloween party complete with pitchers of bloody Mary, martini glasses and plastic slip covers.

You think how nice it would be to "drain" your boss.
You start looking for Tru Blood at the Quick Stop.

When you check out a guy's teeth before you even glance at his package.

When you lay awake at night waiting to see if your husband starts barking or growling in his sleep.

...you run around the neighborhood nekkid on the date a relative died in order to honor their memory

...you get up at the crack of dawn to start doing yardwork

...you contemplate biting your husband on the thigh when you are doing *ahem* certain things with him

....you're looking at a sex toy website and you start to wonder what the 'rabbit' would look like (and feel like) with fangs.

...when you call the manufacturer of the 'rabbit' to pitch your idea of offering True Blood products.

You know you have watched too much True Blood when you go to your dentist complaining that you can't get your fangs to pop. Does Aetna cover fang-canal?

You have your pets leave the room when you get dressed "just in case."

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Last Post Sep 13, 2009 12:15 AM by: Marleneemm
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Re: You Know You've Watched Too Much 'True Blood' When...(Redux)

Sep 13, 2009 12:15 AM
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> > OUR FIRST TRUE BLOOD BAMBINI!
>
>
> What about all of the little bambinis and bambinos
> that were probably created from all of the orgies in
> our fictional town of Bon Temps? I think someone
> previously mentioned there will be a population
> explosion there in 9 months or so....


Tornadoeshop:
You're bring up a very valid question/senario:
What is going to happen in 9.5 months???
Are we going to be seeing some babies??
I would say "maybe"???:^O
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Re: You Know You've Watched Too Much 'True Blood' When...(Redux)

Sep 13, 2009 12:12 AM
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> OUR FIRST TRUE BLOOD BAMBINI!


What about all of the little bambinis and bambinos that were probably created from all of the orgies in our fictional town of Bon Temps? I think someone previously mentioned there will be a population explosion there in 9 months or so....
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Re: You Know You've Watched Too Much 'True Blood' When...(Redux)

Sep 12, 2009 11:37 PM
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When you are saying goodnight to friends, family, or the AIM world via away message, you feel the need to say "goodnight tiny humans".

When you keep saying "oh deju ah frivet" over and over to hear yourself speak Swedish, act cool, and think of Eric Northman.

Recently, I feel the need to add "well isn't that convenient" on the end of every sentence, whether its relevant or convenient.
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Re: You Know You've Watched Too Much 'True Blood' When...(Redux)

Sep 8, 2009 4:18 PM
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you spill a drink on your drunk friend and she pulls a "lettie mae" and sucks the alcohol out of her shirt!
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Sep 8, 2009 4:16 PM
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Went to a barbeque this weekend for the holidays and it was a pig roast! I thought poor Daphne:_|:^OX-(

I didn't have eggs this morning, this season has sort of turned me off them. :O

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Edited by Mila3782 at 09/12/2009 8:29 PM PDT
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Sep 8, 2009 4:08 PM
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You know you watch too much True Blood when you laugh everytime someone orders a hambuger...(All I can think of is AIDS-burger...) o_O

Call Vodka "the Demon" but drink it anyway...

When the sun is too bright you make sizzling noises...

when you walk through the graveyard and hope a sexy vampire pops out of the ground....

When you ask for tea without lemon just in case you have become a fairy...

When you pass by a pig farm and hope one doesnt escape and find its way into your little sister's plastic playhouse...

Hope that the local night club owner looks like Eric everytime you go to a new one...

I cant think of anymore that have happened to me...
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Sep 8, 2009 3:49 PM
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> When any guy in a black wife-beater gets your
> attention.
>
> Mojo
> Hand

> True
> Blood Screencaps


rotflmao.
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Sep 8, 2009 3:49 PM
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When I wake up in the morning and the first thing that I think of is Maryann saying to Carl, "Cccarl!" and I get out of bed, see my roommate and "Cccarl" comes out of my mouth....not "good morning". Yes, I have watched way too much TB.
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Sep 8, 2009 3:46 PM
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When any guy in a black wife-beater gets your attention.

Mojo Hand
True Blood Screencaps
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Sep 7, 2009 1:03 AM
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> Cherylp:
> Shoekabam told us the other day!


Just goes to show you how little time I have to hang around here. :_|
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Sep 5, 2009 12:46 AM
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>>COOL YES, BUT THINK OF HOW HE MIGHT BE TEASED IN SCHOOL.

>Hey, you got a name like Radu - you can take care of yourself!

Sorta like the Johnny Cash's song " A Boy Named Sue."
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Sep 5, 2009 12:44 AM
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Cherylp:
Shoekabam told us the other day!
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Sep 5, 2009 12:42 AM
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>you want to hop on the TB message boards and tell your friends that you're PREGNANT!!!

Oh I missed this!! Congrats!!!!
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Sep 3, 2009 2:31 AM
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You spray paint Lo Lo on the front windows of the local jailhouse and run around naked with a stream of tp.
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Sep 3, 2009 1:45 AM
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You talk like a Character from Ture Blood but no one says anything about it.
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