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If your drinkin' buddy passes while you're driving and bored, giving him a handjob is a great way to pass the time.
If your granddaughter's dating a 173 year old vampire and the grandson is arrested for murder, booking a guest speaker for your club should be your main concern.
A vampire's entire body vibrates during sex
Getting it on with a vampire isn't completely repulsive
If your grandchildren discuss screwing vampires for money, see if they can get one to speak at your club.
Verbally abusing customers, slapping your boss and quitting your job entitles you to complain about how much your life sucks.
Writing dialog like "I just happen to think that judging an entire group of people based on the actions of a few individuals within that group is morally wrong!" while stereotyping several groups of people yourself can be accomplished with a sincere face.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 12:31 PM
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> If your f*ck friend dies that you've known all of two
> weeks, definetly put flowers on his grave, as opposed
> to your grandmother's, who raised you and died the
> week before.
Ohh, that's a good one.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
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If your f*ck friend dies that you've known all of two weeks, definetly put flowers on his grave, as opposed to your grandmother's, who raised you and died the week before.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 10:34 AM
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Possums have 2 prong penises! Who knew?!
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"Yikes. Yahoo. Yum" {Sookie - Book 4 - the shower scene}
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:43 AM
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You shouldn't be fooled by a soft, pink sweater and light blue jeans. Pam is still a hardcore, vampire bitch.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:42 AM
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The things I learned this past week:
That having a telepathic on call, is a great way for small business owners to combat theft.
That it would be a miracle if Sookie doesn't get a yeast infection after graveyard sex.
That if you bind and gag anyone, your going to get caught. If you bind and gag a vampire, your going to die.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:28 AM
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Dogfriend:
As I just posted below~ come and join us in the
online chats don't just be a 'reader' why not be a writer also~contribute to the threads.
Hope to see you around nore often.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:28 AM
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Ok, this had me busting out laughing!!
I've learned that the next time a phlebotomist is having trouble finding a vein I'm going to suggest they lick my arm.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:26 AM
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Billaholic:
Thank you or the compliment on the people who are
writing on this site~ Why not come and join the
CLUB be one of us~We're always on the lookout
for someone who's got good ideas/thoughts.
Don't be shy come join on in the conversation,
the attepmpts to figure out who's the killer and
what's going to happen next.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:11 AM
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If it looks like Sam Merlotte and it runs like Sam Merlotte, it ain't Sam Merlotte
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 9:03 AM
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I couldn't wait to check this site. YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!!
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This has got to be the BEST forum with the most brilliant of writers who contribute. It is with great anticipation I come here to see what everyone has noticed from the last episode. Keep up the great work everyone... Someone out there has got to notice the wit and genius of this topic.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 8:59 AM
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That it's not sex if you've got your underwear on.
That naturists keep meticulous records.
When Bon Temps police finally investigate something- it's not the serial killer case
Vampires can apparently dig like gophers
Sleeping in dirt diminishes your foreplay skills
Life got weird for the boss of NEWSRADIO
My ffwd button can actually function when watching Trueblood
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lolololololol sorry....that was too funny
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Oct 27, 2008 8:42 AM
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I've learned that the next time a phlebotomist is having trouble finding a vein I'm going to suggest they lick my arm.
I've learned that Lafayette can charm the pants off just about anyone.
I've learned that if you have sex with an African American you can't be racist.
I've learned that Sam doesn't mind messing with Terry Bellefleur's PTSD muddled head.
I've learned that Andy Bellefleur is more shrewd than I originally thought.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood
Oct 27, 2008 8:38 AM
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You can draw blood from a vampire with the vacutainer at a 90 degree angle from the vein.
It's not easy to identify Jason's big, black, Dodge truck (following behind you) in a convertible
Killing/kidnapping vampires is not as bad as killing/kidnapping humans.
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