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Last season we learned that:
A sun burnt vampire brings new meaning to a 'hot mess'.
Just because he's stiff don't mean he's dead.
No one ever notices the disappearance of a creepy, pedophile uncle.
People in Louisiana like rough sex. This is probably why vampires make it their base of operations.
Rejection causes vampires to lose their fangon.
That Big Pattie's Pie house is down 549 a ways south of Bunkie ...
A loaded gun is a reasonable response to erectile dysfunction.
Jason looks all crazy in a hot way.
Vampire sheriffs don't need no stinkin' badges.
There's nothing scarier than a man wearing elbow-length nylon prom gloves and your panty hose on his head.
How to aspirate a penis from a sausage demonstration.
There is a 7 layer jello pie that presumably someone eats.
Don't bite and turn someone into a vampire when that person is already unhinged to begin with.
Masturbating on your boyfriend's front porch is a great way to pass the time.
To get over a vampire, get under a shapeshifter.
There's a bunch of very funny contributions, but I haven't gone through all the archived pages yet. Looking forward to learning more on Sunday! Woohoo!
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Nov 10, 2009 6:37 PM
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I've learned that when vampires cry, their eyes don't get blood-red like you would think. Their tear ducts must be different and don't effect the eye at all, but run straight down their cheeks.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Nov 10, 2009 6:27 PM
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>Also, Dawn had sex with Eric.
I believe her exact words were "the best sex I ever had." he he
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Nov 8, 2009 3:41 AM
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Mila3782:
I've been addicted since the day I joined: 12-9-02.
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Nov 8, 2009 12:12 AM
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> Mila3782:
> We don't want ANY thread to GO INTO ARCHIVE!
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Don't I know it, I am now addicted to this board!
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Nov 7, 2009 11:57 PM
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Mila3782:
We don't want ANY thread to GO INTO ARCHIVE!
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Nov 7, 2009 11:25 PM
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....that KatieDorr doesn't want this thread to go into Archive.
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Oct 30, 2009 1:18 PM
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...which leads me to....
Andy needs the book "The Internet For Dummies"...
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Oct 30, 2009 1:17 PM
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That Sam is more skilled with internet searches than Andy...it only took him...what?...a couple days to locate his parents...Andy (bless his heart")...couldn't find anything about Sam's "people"...
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Oct 30, 2009 11:24 AM
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Sam also said people don't generally try to shoot dogs.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Oct 30, 2009 11:11 AM
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> I've been rewatching season 1 and learned that Sam
> finally realized in season 2, he should shift into an
> animal more effective than a dog. He tried to protect
> Sookie as the dog against Rene and the Rattrays.
I think Sam had mentioned that he favors shifting into a dog because dogs are liked by most people. Being a loner, I wonder if that isn't the primary reason why he chooses to become a dog more frequently than other animals.
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I've been rewatching season 1 and learned that Sam finally realized in season 2, he should shift into an animal more effective than a dog. He tried to protect Sookie as the dog against Rene and the Rattrays.
Also, Dawn had sex with Eric. She told Jason she had sex with A vampire at the Fangtasia, who had long hair. Eric later identified her picture to Sookie and said he had her. Lucky Dawn, she had sex with Eric and Jason, before Rene strangled her.
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Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM
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You guys are so funny, I didn't want this thread to get archived yet *bump*
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Sep 16, 2009 7:23 PM
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> > Whenever the girls are asked to leave the room,
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> And he always goes with them!
lmao! Thats so true!
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That Bill lost his pizazz in Season Two.
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That, off-camera, Lafayette's gotta be saying to himself, "Man, has this been one crazy motherfuckin' month!"
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