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Last season we learned that:
A sun burnt vampire brings new meaning to a 'hot mess'.
Just because he's stiff don't mean he's dead.
No one ever notices the disappearance of a creepy, pedophile uncle.
People in Louisiana like rough sex. This is probably why vampires make it their base of operations.
Rejection causes vampires to lose their fangon.
That Big Pattie's Pie house is down 549 a ways south of Bunkie ...
A loaded gun is a reasonable response to erectile dysfunction.
Jason looks all crazy in a hot way.
Vampire sheriffs don't need no stinkin' badges.
There's nothing scarier than a man wearing elbow-length nylon prom gloves and your panty hose on his head.
How to aspirate a penis from a sausage demonstration.
There is a 7 layer jello pie that presumably someone eats.
Don't bite and turn someone into a vampire when that person is already unhinged to begin with.
Masturbating on your boyfriend's front porch is a great way to pass the time.
To get over a vampire, get under a shapeshifter.
There's a bunch of very funny contributions, but I haven't gone through all the archived pages yet. Looking forward to learning more on Sunday! Woohoo!
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Aug 18, 2009 1:26 AM
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ZeeScarlet:
Thanks~ My mom's been gone 34 years and if anyone
tells you that it gets easier with the passage of time:
Don't beleive them. The hurt does ~but the memories
are always there.Sitting right under the surface.
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Aug 18, 2009 1:25 AM
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You know, I thought someting was a little off with the amount of tears sookie was crying!! When ever I cry, my tears, roll down my face and down my neck, and mess up my make up, they never look pretty. Guess I've been crying wrong! lol!!
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> ZeeScarlet:
> I can cry at the drop of a hat! ~It's easy, just
> think
> of my late mother or of the son I aborted and I'm
> crying a river!.
Those sound like very good reasons to cry. *HUGS*
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Aug 18, 2009 1:21 AM
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Skarsgardfan:
It is either that or something many people find gross:
Pulling a small hair out of my nose! I know EWWW!
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Aug 18, 2009 1:18 AM
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Awww Mar 
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Aug 18, 2009 1:16 AM
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ZeeScarlet:
I can cry at the drop of a hat! ~It's easy, just think
of my late mother or of the son I aborted and I'm
crying a river!.
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Aug 18, 2009 1:04 AM
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> > . . . Sookie can cry me a river . . . if that
> amount
> > t of water comes out when she silent cries, I
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> off only one side of her face? It was so
> distracting! She can only cry a lot out of one
> eye????
They were those fakey tears actors use when they can't cry. Either they didn't want her to mess up her makeup, or she's one of those actors who doesn't see a problem using the drops.
Frankly, were I an actor, I would insist on actually working myself into a sobbing session, but, its probably easier for me. I cry over everything.
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Aug 18, 2009 12:56 AM
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> . . . Sookie can cry me a river . . . if that amount
> t of water comes out when she silent cries, I would
> hate to see her really having a wail . . .
Seriously, what was the deal with the drops dripping off only one side of her face? It was so distracting! She can only cry a lot out of one eye????
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. . . how old is Nan? And she is on TV? But still has not learned that red lipstick is not her color . . .
. . . that one brand of vodka is perfect for bloody marys in the morning . . . and another is best for for enticing alcoholics off the wagon . . .
. . . vampire tears coagulte quickly and then just sit there . . . and no one every wipes tears away . . . what is that?
. . . Sookie can cry me a river . . . if that amount of water comes out when she silent cries, I would hate to see her really having a wail . . .
. . . when caught sucking someone off, Sookie tried to insist she spits, but it's pretty clear now she swallows . . . at least a little bit . . .
. . . we have been so hard on Maryann . . . she's not looking for a sacrifice, there is a god coming . . . and THEY demand a sacrifice . . . let's not shoot the messenger . . .
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Aug 17, 2009 7:08 PM
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...Hoyt is an ass man...
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Andy apparently is not certain what he sees these days? no reaction to a naked Sam. I had a reaction?lower the camera!
Sam has overcome his fear of flying.
Eggs? is no match for Lafayette.
Elder vamps do have reasons to gloat?wisdom, stronger blood, a lighter diet and less time to cook.
That humans and supers look for God in the end.
Nan Flannigan is a media hog and a bossy boots!
Merlottes' patrons like to see a good fight and crime scenes!
Lorena is deader to Bill than she is to anyone else.
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That the only way Bill can get at Eric is with a sucker punch.
Eric is part of Sookie now.
Lafayette should pull out his earrings before a fight and keep the eyelashes on.
That Steve and Sarah need to get t-shirts that say Witch and Son of a Bitch
I need to hire the housekeepers at the Hotel Camilla because they cleaned up Hoyt and Jessica's Love Den Lickety Split
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that there is something about vampires that inspire a lot of people to write songs for/about them.
that after the bullet sucking scene, was Sookie hiding her head in Bill's shoulder to disguise a smile?
that Sookie really needs to learn how to finish her dreams. Damn!
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> That Eric doesn't like to be touched.
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> *the muffled sound of a distant heart shattering into
> itty-bitty pieces echoes through the room*
but he does like to be sucked.
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>That Sam gives new meaning to, "If I could be a fly
> on the wall".
LOL
Don't get serious with a guy if his mom hates red shoes. 
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