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Last season we learned that:
A sun burnt vampire brings new meaning to a 'hot mess'.
Just because he's stiff don't mean he's dead.
No one ever notices the disappearance of a creepy, pedophile uncle.
People in Louisiana like rough sex. This is probably why vampires make it their base of operations.
Rejection causes vampires to lose their fangon.
That Big Pattie's Pie house is down 549 a ways south of Bunkie ...
A loaded gun is a reasonable response to erectile dysfunction.
Jason looks all crazy in a hot way.
Vampire sheriffs don't need no stinkin' badges.
There's nothing scarier than a man wearing elbow-length nylon prom gloves and your panty hose on his head.
How to aspirate a penis from a sausage demonstration.
There is a 7 layer jello pie that presumably someone eats.
Don't bite and turn someone into a vampire when that person is already unhinged to begin with.
Masturbating on your boyfriend's front porch is a great way to pass the time.
To get over a vampire, get under a shapeshifter.
There's a bunch of very funny contributions, but I haven't gone through all the archived pages yet. Looking forward to learning more on Sunday! Woohoo!
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Re: Things I've learned from watching True Blood - redux
Aug 17, 2009 4:12 PM
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Jessica can probably be in the sun for hours at a time and still survive.
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Aug 17, 2009 4:08 PM
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Godric to burn the way that Bill did when he tried to save Sookie from Drew Marshall/Renee'.
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> > > Luke's honesty ring didn't do much to
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> That's why I said didn't do "much".
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> > Luke's honesty ring didn't do much to protect
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> I dunno, his hand seemed more or less intact.
That's why I said didn't do "much".
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That there is some definite hairy competition going on between Sarah and Steve.
Not only does Lafayette have huevos but he can beat them, serve them up and eat them for dinner.
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> Luke's honesty ring didn't do much to protect him.
I dunno, his hand seemed more or less intact.
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Luke's honesty ring didn't do much to protect him.
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That Nan Flanagan is one mean bitch and curses like a sailor. I like her.
That the Dallas Bomb Squad has a very slow response time when it's a known vampire nest.
That it's probably not a good idea to hiss and bare fangs when first meeting your boyfriend's mom.
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When you're in Bon Temps, and you aren't allowed to eat at Merlotte's, the only other alternative is road kill.
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That Eric weighs a ton. I'd like to find out for myself.
That gods who are coming demand a sacrifice. Seems like a lot of trouble....
That Jason and Sookie only have each other. Oh, no problem, I'm sure the vamps and Sam aren't offended....
That Sam gives new meaning to, "If I could be a fly on the wall". If that's already been done, I apologize.
That Hoyt is just too damn good to be true.
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AND A TWEEZER TO REMOVE WEENIE SPLINTERS.
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And the Bon Temps revelers could sure use a bath.
VwVjuiced
LOL - and probably some eye drops too. And a shot of penicillin. Oh yes, some pants. And a DNA test in nine months. A maid service. And if they find out what they've been eating, a stomach pump and psychotherapy. Oh yeah - also, a rehab clinic. (Sounds like a frat party gone wrong.)
And don't forget the "Maenad Be Gone" spray.
Bon Temps has now become Mal Temps.
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Honesty rings are indestructible.
"Intercourse isn't the only way to have sex." Yeh, Hoyt, just ask Mike Spencer.
Tara - Ike- Ike -Tara....
Andy, Andy...drinking bourbon and watching Dirty Jobs...could it get any weirder...oh, wait, go check that knock on your door 
Eating road kill turns you into a sick buzzard.
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"And the Bon Temps revelers could sure use a bath."
THERE ARE PROLLY VULTURES CIRCLING.........THE LIVE
ONES!
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That I never would of taken Sam for a fly on the wall.
That Hoyt wants to be a different person.
And the Bon Temps revelers could sure use a bath.
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We're immortal, our paths are sure to cross eventually. ~Lorena
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