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Things You'd Never Hear a 'True Blood' Character Say (Redux)...

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Okay, found another thread in the archives that needs reviving. Here's a few posts from last year....

Things You'd Never Hear a 'True Blood' Character Say...

Jason: "I've just come up with a brilliant idea."

Bill: "Sookie is MI... oh, what the heck, go ahead and feed off her..."

Lafayette: "Damn I look silly in this gold thong, what was I thinking?"

"Jason? He's at the library working on his Nietzsche term paper."

Bill to Sookie: "No not tonight I have a toothache"

Eric: "I hear you're mainstreaming, Bill. Can you help me to do the same?"

Not tonight...my fangs hurt.

Pam - anything without a hint of sarcasm

Jason- E=mc2

Andy: "You know what, forget the cheeseburger and fries - give me a salad with tofu and a whole wheat bun on the side. And make damn sure it's all organic!"

Jason: Checkmate!

Arlene to anyone: ?No, I won't marry you.?

The Magister: Sombody hold me.

Pam: If I hurry, I'll make that sale at Walmart...

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Last Post Sep 14, 2009 6:11 PM by: Vampalicious
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Sep 14, 2009 6:11 PM
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The Queen to any member of her Court

Monogamy is the only way to go!

I Never Win at Yahtzee!
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Sep 14, 2009 1:39 PM
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Sookie to Bill: Let's sleep at your place tonight my home is not fit for a human to live in right now.
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Sep 14, 2009 12:20 PM
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Sookie: Yes Bill, a thousand times YES! On one condition though, can we have it at the FOTS Church in Dallas? It was just so beautiful- the LOVE could just knock you over.
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Sep 14, 2009 10:11 AM
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Another any bon Temps Character:
I'm in college and have my masters and are working on my BA
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Sep 14, 2009 10:01 AM
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> Sophie Anne: Just do it your way and I'll help
> however I can!:-D


That is so perfect. :)
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Sep 14, 2009 9:57 AM
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Sophie Anne: Just do it your way and I'll help however I can!:-D
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Sep 14, 2009 5:22 AM
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Any Bon Temps character: Time to move!
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Sep 12, 2009 11:32 PM
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Bump!
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Sep 7, 2009 12:53 AM
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Tara: "Oh, f*ck Eggs! Let him die with the rest of 'em."
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Sep 5, 2009 1:18 AM
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That house needs to be burnt to the GROUND!

AGREED!!! I remember someone saying Sookie's house suffers a kitchen fire but it is salvageable in the books. Maybe Sookie should let one of MA's minions burn it down and then get insurance advice from Maxine. She can rebuild and get some nice granite countertops. :-D
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Sep 5, 2009 12:31 AM
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> Sookie saying, "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!".
> No way that house is getting clean after the Maenad
> d squatted in her house.


Akamomma:
That house needs to be burnt to the GROUND!
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Sep 5, 2009 12:28 AM
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Sookie's cousin (Hadley?): "Jason and I are the brains of the family."
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Sep 3, 2009 5:23 PM
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Sookie saying, "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!". No way that house is getting clean after the Maenad squatted in her house.
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Sep 2, 2009 7:26 PM
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Maryann to Bon Temps residents: sorry everyone no party tonight...I have a headache...
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Sep 2, 2009 6:13 PM
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Jason to anyone: I was just thinking...
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